Quotes by Cathy Guisewite - Page 2

Now I'm searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn't have a date and isn't too depressing to be around. It's getting harder to find a girlfriend than a boyfriend.
Cathy Guisewite / Cartoonist
Friends
Depressing
Girlfriend
Overweight
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A young bride can put on makeup at 6 in the morning and look fabulous at midnight. I have about a 15-minute window where I actually look good, and then I have to wash my face and start over.
Cathy Guisewite / Cartoonist
Morning
Fabulous
Makeup
Midnight
Starting Over
Window
Wash
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I have an office in my house and one about five minutes from my house. I worked solely out of my house for many years, but find, with children, that I have to be in a different ZIP code to think.
Cathy Guisewite / Cartoonist
Children
Code
Minutes
Thinking
Years
Solely
Zip
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This is a business meal. The calories do not count. I am mentally labeling these as 'business calories' so my body will know they were eaten in the line of duty and will process them differently.
Cathy Guisewite / Cartoonist
Body
Meals
Weight
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What happened to the good old days of "Woman as passive recipient?" What happened to being courted? What happened to sitting back under a parasol and granting someone a chance to try to win us over?
Cathy Guisewite / Cartoonist
Sitting
Trying
Winning
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Mothers send strips to daughters to make a point. Daughters smack strips down on the breakfast table to make a point. My own mom sometimes cuts a strip out and sends it to me to make sure I understand her.
Cathy Guisewite / Cartoonist
Daughter
Inspiring
Mom
Breakfast
Mothers Day
Smack
Daughters
Mom Me Sometimes
Cuts
Mothers
Send
Strip
Table
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My mother had always taught me to write about my feelings instead of sharing really personal things with others, so I spent many evenings writing in my diary, eating everything in the kitchen and waiting for Mr. Wrong to call.
Cathy Guisewite / Cartoonist
Eating
Mother
Personal Things
Waiting
Writing
Waiting Always Me
Mr
Diary
Evenings
Sharing
Spent
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A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it's a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have.
Cathy Guisewite / Cartoonist
Dog
House
People
Relationship Your People
Dogs
Living Thing
Married People
Relationships
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All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we've tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they're probably right.
Cathy Guisewite / Cartoonist
Annoying
Believe
Children
Impossible
Prove
Thinking
Believe Children Parents
Minute
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Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976.
Cathy Guisewite / Cartoonist
Humor
Feelings
Female
Revolutionary
Time Women Woman
Conflicting
Emotionally
Starred
Strip
Widely
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There are self-awareness groups, to help you discover who you really are ... encounter groups, to help you deal with who you really are ... assertiveness training groups to help you stand up for who you really are ... Suddenly, the only way to become an individual is to join a group.
Cathy Guisewite / Cartoonist
Encounters
Self
Training
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In the '80s, I thought I'd be a success as a woman if I were the president of a billion dollar company, had a sensitive soul-mate husband, two bilingual children, buns of steels, and a compost heap. In the '90s, I pretty much feel I'm a success if I can get through the afternoon without eating a cheesecake.
Cathy Guisewite / Cartoonist
Children
Husband
Two
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Where's my tax form? Where's the file that's supposed to hold my W-2 form and interest statement? Where's the mileage log I specifically asked be kept last year?? Where's the monthly check summary? And who's been stuffing Visa receipts in the aluminum foil drawer??!! How embarrassing. I'm surrounded by idiots and I'm the only one in the office.
Cathy Guisewite / Cartoonist
Aluminum Foil
Office
Years
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