This collection holds 981 girlfriend quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Allan Williams, Aaron Carter and Greyson Chance.

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Karma is God's girlfriend.

My career is my girlfriend.

My fans are all my girlfriends

My girlfriend has been the ice.

Love is friendship set to music.

God is like a shitty girlfriend.

My girlfriend is an angel." -Xavier

I did have an imaginary girlfriend.

I want a girlfriend who can eat like me

I want my next girlfriend to be my wife.

I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.

I don't have a girlfriend, I have a dog.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

Girlfriends, indeed: the anti-video game.

My song is ya girlfriend's wakin up ringer

I think I'd make a pretty good girlfriend.

Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?

He helped John Cusak get his girlfriend back.

Music is my wife and acting is my girlfriend.

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.

Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly.

My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.

It must be hard just to be someone's girlfriend.

I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.

My girlfriend's a costume designer in the theater.

Directors are never in short supply of girlfriends.

I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend.

I don't want to be defined as someone's girlfriend.

I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.

When I'm falling, my girlfriends are my soft landing.

I've stayed good friends with most of my girlfriends.

I don't trust a girl who doesn't have any girlfriends.

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.

Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.

When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

We made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend.

Life without you is like a broken pencil, there's no point.

I never broke up with my girlfriends, they broke up with me.

I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why.

More than one of my girlfriends tried to kill me a few times.

I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!

Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to.

My girlfriend thinks I look like a reptile - it's not the best.

Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!

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