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I was always a dreamer with high aspirations, but I kept coming up short my whole life.
I'm not really a relationship expert but... I'm an expert on manhood and what men think.
I’m not really a relationship expert but ... I’m an expert on manhood and what men think.
God has positioned me just this way to be just like I am, to say what I say how I say it.
Too many women have given up the power over the years because men have created the terms.
You don't just sit in the car and let some guy drive you through life, wasting your time.
A woman can't change a man because she loves him. A man changes himself because he loves her.
When people think you are speaking against them as a group, they try to shut it down out here.
If you pray about it don't worry about it. If you're going to worry about it don't pray about it.
My father instilled in me to take care of my family. Show up even when you don't want to show up.
Failure means you've now learned another valuable lesson that pushes you one step closer to success.
I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
The mentoring program [of the Steve Harvey foundation] is to teach young boys the principles of manhood.
I got married for the wrong reasons. I was tired of being alone. I have to own that. It was me, not her.
God has given me a life far beyond anything I ever dreamed about. God is, man, God is something else man.
Anyone can sleep with a guy in 24-48 hours, but you're sending the wrong signal to the guy if you do that.
Your reality is yours. Stop wasting time looking at someone else's reality while doing nothing about yours.
Our only teachers and role models for our young men cannot be, you know, videos, and, the hip hop community.
My mother was a Sunday school teacher. So I am a byproduct of prayer. My mom just kept on praying for her son.
You can't ask the women to do anymore. It's time for us as Black men to step up and be what we're supposed to be.
How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long.
You can be happy, or you can be right. If you want to be part of a couple and win every argument, you're in trouble.
Do not ignore you gift. Your gift is the thing you do the absolute BEST with the LEAST amount of effort."~Steve Harvey
I'm still very much a Christian and have a great relationship with God. I love Him, but one of my flaws is that I cuss.
Procrastinatio n will delay your change!!! Today is a very good day to change; don't let YOU stop yourself from growing!
I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do.
There's no such thing as luck. These are blessings. God endows them upon you. He makes you a blessing to become a blessing.
I was raised by a mother who was a Sunday school teacher and a father who worked hard. Together they taught me to give back.
Men and women really do want the same things. We just need each other to bring it out. That's really the truth of the matter.
People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.
You've got to quit lowering your standards. Set your requirements up front so when a guy hooks you, he has to know this is business.
You think that God positioned you here so you can just have it all to yourself? God blesses you to become a blessing. That's the deal.
I don't let nobody sign for my money. Me and my wife write our own checks. So, if there's some money missing, we know how it got missing.
The hip hop community is not at fault here - I'm definitely not blaming them. But, that can't be the only view of manhood for our young men.
My calling is to help people, to teach people, to share with people, until I die. I can never stop doing that. I can't, and I don't want to.
I ain't no author, man... my writing skills are not of 'New York Times' best-seller quality, trust and believe it ain't. My vocabulary ain't.
The only way woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men--an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay guy.
My marriage to Marjorie is the most rewarding thing that ever happened to me. She gave me a life and a relationship that I didn't know existed.
I ain't no author, man . . . my writing skills are not of "New York Times" best-seller quality, trust and believe it ain't. My vocabulary ain't.
I just believe if you don't believe in God, then where is your moral barometer? That's just me talking. You can believe what you want to believe.
It's a woman's right to know a man's intentions upfront. Because, once you get emotionally attached to a man and you sleep with him, it's too late.
The best timed joke or the best timed phrase comes at spontaneous moments and just relies on me as the host to be very quick, and that's what I do.
We all think that this relationship thing is a game out here. All I'm saying to women is, 'Okay. If it's a game, here are the rules that we play by.'
A guy that's really serious about you, he's gotta be talking to you, he's gotta want to have one-on-one, in-your-face interaction. That's how we are.
We all think that this relationship thing is a game out here. All I'm saying to women is, "Okay. If it's a game, here are the rules that we play by".
I can't cuss and tell jokes the rest of my life. I gotta say something meaningful. I gotta give something back to a Creator who has given so much to me.
My mother raised me in the church. I was not allowed to stay home on Sunday; there was no option. I sang in the choir all the way up until I went to college.
If he hasn't lined up the who he is, the what he does, and the how much he makes in the way that he sees fit, he can't possibly be to you what he wants to be.
Love is never going to go out of style, a man is always going to want to have the love of a woman. She just needs a game plan to work out how to get his love.
A person has to remember that the road to success is always under construction. You have to get that through your head. That it is not easy becoming successful.