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I would rather just do the things I want to do.
I've run my mouth pretty good about my beliefs.
Yes, I definitely plan to direct at some point.
I don't like big feet. It reminds me of gammon.
I'm getting older , so I'm quieting down a bit.
Your setback is just a setup for your comeback.
Nobody's ever really dead on 'Game of Thrones.'
A day with out sun shine is like..........night
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
New Orleans is home. That's where the heart is.
Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!
My favoirte wrestler is 'Nature Boy' Ric Flair.
I have a fear of heights that borders on mania.
Steve Martin's comedy albums are so ridiculous.
Is it possible to have negative self-awareness?
Naturally, obviously, nudity is a part of life.
There is no role I cannot play except a midget.
I always sang, I always acted, I always played.
I confess, I'm not the biggest fan of Twilight.
You might remember me from Eminem's rap lyrics.
Every job requires a certain riding of a horse.
Actors with political views are a dime a dozen.
What is the best use of my time on this planet?
I'm currently trying to direct my own material.
The phrase 'dream career' sounds pretty stupid.
Don't try too hard to be young. Be who you are.
We have too many actors for the jobs available.
Outside of show business, I live a normal life.
I've always built furniture and done farm work.
It's very hard to play a man without any flaws.
And I fly planes all the time. And helicopters.
I'm just enjoying my life.I suggest you try it.
Normally, I like my privacy in the high desert.
I love acting, and doing it well matters to me.
It's hard for me to even watch comedies I'm in.
I was a bouncer for ten years in New York City.
I have learned that acting is not about beauty.
A man who limits his interests limits his life.
Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard.
The show had run its course on the Fox network.
I loved 'The Jerk.' That was my favorite movie.
I can let people take advantage of me at times.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
We're all ignorant, just about different stuff.
Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it
If you stay ready, you don't have to get ready.
The first step is you have to say that you can.