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I would never win an award for not loving pizza.
I don't have a need for speed. I'm not that guy.
I was a typical Valley teen, in smoggy Van Nuys.
A lot of films come out before they're finished.
The stigma of the straight-to-DVD thing is over.
We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean.
Geeks are generally the most interesting people.
I was eating beans by candle light for a decade.
As I've gotten older I look like a man, finally.
But I can't remember who is in my CD player now.
I think you get less takes on TV than in movies.
Don't worry about telling your actor what to do.
The best villains are the nicest guys in person.
You know, it's a very sexist society, Indonesia.
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
'The Godfather' changed the way gangsters acted.
People still quote my lines from 'Best in Show.'
The witch in 'Snow White' is a very scary image.
I like to go to bed early so I can get up early.
I don't want to be known as Gary Coleman's wife.
I know a lot of sad people who aren't comedians.
There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.
Without question, I wake every night five times.
Lessons not learned in blood are soon forgotten.
I love doing the stunts. It's as simple as that.
Well, I don't know what image people have of me.
I've never felt like my career has been on fire.
I'm old and my knowledge is strictly horizontal.
How would you like to make money in real estate?
I get off on pushing people's buttons sometimes.
I would totally do a Madonna or Lady Gaga video.
I really liked the Mariachi singing in Westerns.
I was in World War Two at the battle of Okinawa.
I would've preferred to blossom earlier in life.
You have to do real acting, not just do a voice.
How time files when you's doin' all the talking.
How time flies when you're doin all the talking.
I feel like I'm wasting time if I repeat myself.
You're at the top of your game if you do comedy.
He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.
I cannot walk past Peanut Butter M&Ms and Oreos.
I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.
I frequently dream of having tea with the Queen.
My own death threats have declined considerably.
Having kids, you can't function with a hangover.
I enjoy bringing humanity to complex characters.
I definitely was a big comic collector as a kid.
I've always considered myself a character actor.
I feel like I've grown up on screen quite a lot.
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?