I would have absolutely messed up 'The Matrix'.

I've never really considered myself a musician.

Oh, I'm a Mopar guy. There's no doubt about it.

I believe in taking what happens as inevitable.

I wanted to leave Eight Is Enough for the Navy.

Entertainment has this way of resetting itself.

I love coming of age stories that have struggle.

I like 'The Lord of The Rings' and ninja swords.

I get to do interesting roles and make a living.

Truth is always unfolding. It's not an absolute.

I'm very old. I haven't got time to be charming.

You only live once, except for Shirley MacLaine.

I have a love-hate relationship with white silk.

I am the character you are not supposed to like.

The wrinklier the raisin, the sweeter the fruit.

It's just cool to have lunch with Harrison Ford.

I think filmmakers want their movies to be seen.

We don't have paparazzi following you in Sweden.

Only 3 percent of people in the DRC use condoms.

I just like the joyous aspect of playing comedy.

I love acting. I just love it. It's in my bones.

Keep low expectations and life gets pretty good.

There's many a good tune played by an old banjo.

Acting is a total physical, emotional sensation.

I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

I don't like to look for anything in particular.

I fail frequently - I just try to keep it quiet.

Who doesn't like dolphins? They're like puppies.

I think, I would guess most people keep secrets.

I'm a writer. An amateur photographer. An actor.

It's in my wheelhouse to be creepy, as a person.

The biggest surprise in a man's life is old age.

I love sharing my story. It's endlessly healing.

There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man.

Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.

Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat.

I don't think anybody chooses to be an underdog.

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

I have to admit, I was a little bit of a misfit.

When I found stand-up, it was like finding home.

I believe you make your day. You make your life.

Crime is just unvarnished capitalism, after all.

It's always a shock to me when I get recognized.

All you really have in the end are your stories.

Being able to breathe underwater would be sweet.

Doubt your doubts before you doubt your beliefs.

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man.

I hate the sight of blood, but it's in my veins.

English people are always surprised I'm English.

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