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I would have absolutely messed up 'The Matrix'.
I've never really considered myself a musician.
Oh, I'm a Mopar guy. There's no doubt about it.
I believe in taking what happens as inevitable.
I wanted to leave Eight Is Enough for the Navy.
Entertainment has this way of resetting itself.
I love coming of age stories that have struggle.
I like 'The Lord of The Rings' and ninja swords.
I get to do interesting roles and make a living.
Truth is always unfolding. It's not an absolute.
I'm very old. I haven't got time to be charming.
You only live once, except for Shirley MacLaine.
I have a love-hate relationship with white silk.
I am the character you are not supposed to like.
The wrinklier the raisin, the sweeter the fruit.
It's just cool to have lunch with Harrison Ford.
I think filmmakers want their movies to be seen.
We don't have paparazzi following you in Sweden.
Only 3 percent of people in the DRC use condoms.
I just like the joyous aspect of playing comedy.
I love acting. I just love it. It's in my bones.
Keep low expectations and life gets pretty good.
There's many a good tune played by an old banjo.
Acting is a total physical, emotional sensation.
I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.
I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.
I don't like to look for anything in particular.
I fail frequently - I just try to keep it quiet.
Who doesn't like dolphins? They're like puppies.
I think, I would guess most people keep secrets.
I'm a writer. An amateur photographer. An actor.
It's in my wheelhouse to be creepy, as a person.
The biggest surprise in a man's life is old age.
I love sharing my story. It's endlessly healing.
There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man.
Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.
Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat.
I don't think anybody chooses to be an underdog.
It's money. I remember it from when I was single
I have to admit, I was a little bit of a misfit.
When I found stand-up, it was like finding home.
I believe you make your day. You make your life.
Crime is just unvarnished capitalism, after all.
It's always a shock to me when I get recognized.
All you really have in the end are your stories.
Being able to breathe underwater would be sweet.
Doubt your doubts before you doubt your beliefs.
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man.
I hate the sight of blood, but it's in my veins.
English people are always surprised I'm English.