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A lot of people only see me as villains.
I created the role of Captain Von Trapp.
No! I don't feel any pressure right now!
Women; can't live with em, can't kill em
Oysters are the devil's food. Not a fan!
I liked you better when you were drunk .
Every villain is a hero in his own mind.
I wish we could be decent to each other.
Some people are defined by what they do.
I've never really known what glamour is.
You mustn't take any award so seriously.
I don't think of myself as a role model.
All the religions are super funny to me.
I like girls with a good sense of humor.
You never quiet the love message. Never.
Charity is taking an ugly girl to lunch.
Comedy comes from conflict, from hatred.
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
Begin each day as if it were on purpose.
I think that drag makes anything better.
And I've never really been a makeup pro.
I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.
Divorce is probably as painful as death.
And you call yourselves a bowling alley?
'The Office' was such a great first job.
I don't believe in strong-arming people.
I think it's good to live an artful life.
I really didn't think about song writing.
I would hate to be a bitter, aging actor.
I like to make people laugh and have fun.
Celebrity, to me, is not a thing to seek.
Money is just something to be circulated.
I'm a lot less serious than people think.
I'm never going to be an improv comedian.
That's all I want, to keep losing myself.
I was a monkey child. I was like a clown.
Scott Wilson (Hershel) is a god among men
I love doing both theater and television.
I wish we didn't have to tell this story.
I'm not really wise. But I can be cranky.
You don't need to like your protagonists.
Cruelty is like hope: it springs eternal.
Getting old ain't for the faint of heart.
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
Women have a predestination to suffering.
There's so much crap talked about acting.
Zoolander was more of my own sensibility.
Your job as an actor is to stay employed.
I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
I'm as highly insecure as a human can be.