Remember: Life is short, break the rules

Cause my wife gets up and goes shopping.

If I don't need the money, I don't work.

I think I'm always drawn to a good story

When life beats you down, NEVER give up.

I think the internet is a huge positive.

I got called 'pretty boy' my whole life.

I'm very fussy. I'm very hard to please.

I hope to be an example for all. I hope.

A fool and his money are quickly parted.

I don't want to live in a fantasy world.

Hawaii can be heaven and it can be hell.

I do some of my best work when I'm dead.

I feel, as a person, very uninteresting.

I had a relatively tumultuous childhood.

I start nearly every day with a workout.

Come back here so that I may brain thee!

The dating process is not normal for me.

I'm one of the most chill people I know.

Everything in moderation, like calories.

I know if I'm lost in the moment or not.

I like to think Im a very mature person.

I had a black belt in Shotokan as a kid.

I spent a lot of time outdoors as a kid.

Larry Hagman and I are very old friends.

People are smarter than you might think.

I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric!

I think fame makes people a bit nervous.

I had a whole new respect for directors.

Shakespeare is like mother's milk to me.

Actors are not necessarily smart people.

I don't think my parents know what I do.

Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!

I've always wanted to come to Comic Con.

The career stuff is for business people.

I sort of have to self-censor sometimes.

I just don't believe in generalisations.

There's nothing better than a cold beer.

Adults are just children who earn money.

Well, I grew up in a tough neighborhood.

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.

I don't even think in terms of ambition.

I miss her, but I don't want to see her.

I'm actually a little comic nerd myself.

I can't get a job, I can't get arrested.

I learned tolerance at a very early age.

Insufficient facts always invite danger.

Sushi is my favorite thing to do in L.A.

My mom introduced me to science-fiction.

I'm proud of my Latin American heritage.

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