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Remember: Life is short, break the rules
Cause my wife gets up and goes shopping.
If I don't need the money, I don't work.
I think I'm always drawn to a good story
When life beats you down, NEVER give up.
I think the internet is a huge positive.
I got called 'pretty boy' my whole life.
I'm very fussy. I'm very hard to please.
I hope to be an example for all. I hope.
A fool and his money are quickly parted.
I don't want to live in a fantasy world.
Hawaii can be heaven and it can be hell.
I do some of my best work when I'm dead.
I feel, as a person, very uninteresting.
I had a relatively tumultuous childhood.
I start nearly every day with a workout.
Come back here so that I may brain thee!
The dating process is not normal for me.
I'm one of the most chill people I know.
Everything in moderation, like calories.
I know if I'm lost in the moment or not.
I like to think Im a very mature person.
I had a black belt in Shotokan as a kid.
I spent a lot of time outdoors as a kid.
Larry Hagman and I are very old friends.
People are smarter than you might think.
I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric!
I think fame makes people a bit nervous.
I had a whole new respect for directors.
Shakespeare is like mother's milk to me.
Actors are not necessarily smart people.
I don't think my parents know what I do.
Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!
I've always wanted to come to Comic Con.
The career stuff is for business people.
I sort of have to self-censor sometimes.
I just don't believe in generalisations.
There's nothing better than a cold beer.
Adults are just children who earn money.
Well, I grew up in a tough neighborhood.
I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.
I don't even think in terms of ambition.
I miss her, but I don't want to see her.
I'm actually a little comic nerd myself.
I can't get a job, I can't get arrested.
I learned tolerance at a very early age.
Insufficient facts always invite danger.
Sushi is my favorite thing to do in L.A.
My mom introduced me to science-fiction.
I'm proud of my Latin American heritage.