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All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar.
One day, in 1982, for 15 minutes, my hair was perfect.
A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
For a nothing, Charlie Brown, you're really something!
Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.
There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass!
That's right, kid. Never play an ace if a two will do.
Religious Cult: The church down the street from yours.
Science Fiction: Any scientific acclaim that omits God
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
Walking in high heels should be made an Olympic sport.
At least I hate myself as much as I hate anybody else.
Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most.
A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.
My heart always belongs to the one who doesn't want it.
Animal welfare issues have always been important to me.
The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.
The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.
What happened to fun?" "Our insurance doesn't cover it!
The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!
If you haven't signed anything, you cant be ripped off.
Hot oil! We need hot oil!... Forget the water balloons!
Humour is the shortest road from one person to another.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances.
Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.
I look crazy. I know I do. Been true since I was a kid!
The most profound statements are often said in silence.
Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
We seem to think we have some control over this planet.
When I did sports cartoons, I used to uh, go to fights.
The lizard isn't listening and the lizard doesn't care.
I don't think anyone has written a great graphic novel.
You won't find a solution by saying there is no problem
Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.
Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger.
What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?
Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.
In an art school it's very hard to tell who is the best.
Nor will I be using any imagery that mocks Jesus Christ.
By believing in his dreams, man turns them into reality.
What if I told you that I put my whole life into Tintin?
Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed!
There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.