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I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
Culture is evolving, and I'm along for the ride.
I can't tell my conscience from my insecurities.
There is no greater burden than great potential.
If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on.
A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.
I find that stability is good for my creativity.
Paradise is full of idiots who believe it exists
A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
You don't have to die in order to make a living!
Like everyone, I want to make my own "fine art."
Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.
I draw every day - unless I'm being interviewed.
Yeah, I was a child of American popular culture.
One of the first comic things you do is imitate.
Expectations are the engines of our perceptions.
But I enjoy the opportunity to use swear symbols.
There's always been physical suffering in comedy.
Where there's smoke, there's bound to be mirrors.
I haven't done a book for about 3 or 4 years now.
Political cartoons are the ass-end of the artform
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.
Stay out of the loop, the club, the inner circle.
Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.
Being positive may be a character defect of mine.
Suspicion and doubt lead to animosity and hatred.
I am a 'made' cartoonist, but I was born a comic.
We see what we believe, not the other way around.
Autobiographical comics, I love them. I love them.
There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile
Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.
I've drawn some things that have fallen very flat.
I didn't realize I was working in a family medium.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
Memories and magic is what Christmas is all about.
I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Stay away from excellence at all costs; it stinks.
Correct is fine but it is better to be interesting
I want to shake things up like 'Bloom County' did.
Deep thinking in the ranks leads only to drinking.
I probably read Harriet the Spy about 70,000 times.
I had a very diametrically opposite set of parents.