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Yes, but personally I was never a big acid head.
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
I can't tell my conscience from my insecurities.
There is no greater burden than great potential.
If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on.
A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.
Paradise is full of idiots who believe it exists
A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands.
Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
You don't have to die in order to make a living!
Like everyone, I want to make my own "fine art."
Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.
Yeah, I was a child of American popular culture.
Expectations are the engines of our perceptions.
One of the first comic things you do is imitate.
I draw every day - unless I'm being interviewed.
Culture is evolving, and I'm along for the ride.
I find that stability is good for my creativity.
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
But I enjoy the opportunity to use swear symbols.
There's always been physical suffering in comedy.
Where there's smoke, there's bound to be mirrors.
I haven't done a book for about 3 or 4 years now.
Political cartoons are the ass-end of the artform
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.
Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.
Suspicion and doubt lead to animosity and hatred.
We see what we believe, not the other way around.
Being positive may be a character defect of mine.
I am a 'made' cartoonist, but I was born a comic.
Stay out of the loop, the club, the inner circle.
Memories and magic is what Christmas is all about.
There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile
Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Correct is fine but it is better to be interesting
Deep thinking in the ranks leads only to drinking.
Autobiographical comics, I love them. I love them.
I want to shake things up like 'Bloom County' did.
I've drawn some things that have fallen very flat.
Stay away from excellence at all costs; it stinks.
I didn't realize I was working in a family medium.
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
I had a very diametrically opposite set of parents.