Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.
Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
It takes more drawing to tell a story in pantomime.
Nobuddy ever listened t' reason on a empty stomach.
Dear Anyone Who Finds This, Do not blame the drugs.
'The Simpsons' is an especially collaborative show.
I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.
What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.
No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney.
He comic page is dying; I didn't want to go with it.
Everyday is a new beginning and a chance to blow it.
Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.
I'm planning on finishing the Gospels at some point.
I don't even drink Coke. It tastes like robot sweat.
I'd always been really intimidated by prose writing.
I myself have known some profoundly thoughtful dogs.
I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?
I'm not just buying a car... I'm buying a lifestyle!
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.
Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.
A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.
It's a natural law: You receive as much as you give.
God invented mankind because he loved silly stories.
I see if I can make human beings look like reptiles.
The search for the right answer is the enemy of art.
For me, going to Minneapolis is like going to Mecca.
To die, it's easy. But you have to struggle for life.
The comic page is dying; I didn't want to go with it.
If you've wrecked one train, you've wrecked them all.
Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.
We're not very accepting of people who act strangely.
Taking a solo on a tune is always a little bit scary.
New York: where everyone mutinies but no one deserts.
Looks can be deceiving; it's eating that's believing.
Flies die in so many lonely places. -Roberta Rohbeson
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Childhood - that was not my favorite time in my life.
I love my parents. I did love them. It's complicated.
Form and content must never apologize for each other.
Comics is a great medium to get a lot of stories out.
Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't.
I'm pretty illiterate when it comes to comics history.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.