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I go to work the minute I open my eyes.
I'm totally deaf in my right ear, yeah.
A medium is a bridge between two minds.
I always thought of Levittown as a joke.
These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott.
All is well... That's my new philosophy.
It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy
Leftist reactions are always histrionic.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
Don't get it right, just get it written.
Homosexuality is the handiwork of Satan.
I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
A full, rich drawing style is a drawback.
I originally just wanted to be an artist.
I never feel there's anything I can't do.
Beautiful things don't ask for attention.
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
My childhood is always going to limit me.
God often gives nuts to toothless people.
Being a good embalmer is a thankless job.
My mother-in-law is obsessed with clowns.
Men should come with instruction booklets.
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
I love humanity, it's people I don't like.
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!
Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.
It's the good loser who finally loses out.
None but the brave can live with the fair.
A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.
I just became one with my browser software.
All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.
Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!
'Cerebus' is my attempt at a literary work.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
You see, anything I imagined, I could draw.
Everybody is clever, just in their own ways
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.
There is some suffering that awaits us all.
My first influences were superhero artists.
Most people don't know how to tell stories.
Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
If you are a police dog, where's your badge?
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
We can change the world one laugh at a time.
are memories pictures or the secret doorway?
I wasn't afraid to be laughed at or be loud.
You may be a lady but you are still the man!