Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
I go to work the minute I open my eyes.
A medium is a bridge between two minds.
I'm totally deaf in my right ear, yeah.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
I always thought of Levittown as a joke.
These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott.
All is well... That's my new philosophy.
It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy
Don't get it right, just get it written.
Homosexuality is the handiwork of Satan.
I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Leftist reactions are always histrionic.
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
A full, rich drawing style is a drawback.
I originally just wanted to be an artist.
I never feel there's anything I can't do.
Beautiful things don't ask for attention.
God often gives nuts to toothless people.
Being a good embalmer is a thankless job.
My mother-in-law is obsessed with clowns.
My childhood is always going to limit me.
Men should come with instruction booklets.
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
I love humanity, it's people I don't like.
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!
Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.
It's the good loser who finally loses out.
None but the brave can live with the fair.
A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
I just became one with my browser software.
All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.
Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!
Everybody is clever, just in their own ways
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.
There is some suffering that awaits us all.
My first influences were superhero artists.
Most people don't know how to tell stories.
'Cerebus' is my attempt at a literary work.
You see, anything I imagined, I could draw.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
If you are a police dog, where's your badge?
We can change the world one laugh at a time.
are memories pictures or the secret doorway?
I wasn't afraid to be laughed at or be loud.
You may be a lady but you are still the man!