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Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.
I consider your conduct unethical and lousy.
I don't feel as if I belong to an age group.
There are no cartoons about happy marriages.
I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.
I never really read superhero stuff as a kid.
Allow yourself to graduate, every five years.
I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.
Life is too short not to live it up a little!
That's the problem today: Who is the creator?
There is nothing worse than annotated humour.
I love parasites! I can't get enough of them.
Americans want to go to heaven without dying.
Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
We all have faults, and mine is being wicked.
I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.
My imagination was no competition for nature.
Design is important because chaos is so hard.
Buying shoes is the highest form of shopping.
Each cartoon needs the right amount of wrong.
You can either fit in or stand out. Not both.
I don't like drawing characters facing right.
Stupid is a condition. Ignorance is a choice.
Instead of yelling at a TV set, I get to talk.
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!
You can't write a term paper before breakfast.
Little brothers are the buck privates of life!
Love is not knowing what you're talking about.
Everyone is normal until you get to know them.
I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it.
If! If! You can get 'round anything with 'if'.
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Wisdom may best arise from a humbling reality.
Searching for new ideas is an endless process.
Space does for comics what time does for film!
Sometimes I don't feel like a functioning adult
Irony can elude the genius among us, sometimes.
Life is full of choices, but you never get any!
Love is what you've been through with somebody.
A world view is probably an expression of self.
Don't give in to hate - it puts you off balance
Architecture may be frozen music, but it melts.
Any plan where you lose your hat is a bad plan.
Isn't it amazing what a pencil can have inside?
I've done the Rolling Stones eating each other.
Yes, but personally I was never a big acid head.