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'Normal bloke' is my style.
I go through money like a bloke with three arms.
A bloke like Kyle Sandilands, he's never boring.
I've been brewing my own beer with this ex-army bloke.
I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.
The wife's run off with the bloke next door. I do miss him.
I'm a really boring bloke, actually. My business is my hobby.
I hear it all the time in the street: 'It's the crisp bloke.'
I am just a normal bloke. I take my kids to parties, put the bins out.
I don't like to think I am a celebrity; I am just a bloke on the telly.
Anyone who knows me will say I'm the most normal bloke you'll ever meet.
I just want to be a normal lad and not known as 'that bloke off the telly.'
I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke.
Look, I've always been a confident bloke. I'm grateful to my mother for that.
It's a real bloke thing, not talking to people because it's not manly to get help.
Once you don't smile on film, they say, 'Let's have that bloke who doesn't smile.'
I'd rather my son died in an accident than showed up with some bloke with a moustache.
Richard Hammond is a reasonably fit bloke who looks after himself. Me and Jeremy aren't.
People often ask what I think of Michael McIntyre. I think he's funny. He's a nice bloke.
I've worked really physically hard, and I was never afraid of working hard as younger bloke.
Australia has always encouraged the little bloke to have a go, the Aussie battler to get up.
I like to get home, flop on the couch, and watch Sky Sports News. I'm just your average bloke.
My wife Jane left me for another man. Then I fell in love with a bloke. I have been gay ever since.
To act for a living is a gift, and understanding you're a lucky bloke keeps your feet on the ground.
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
Some bloke said to me in a restaurant whilst I was eating my dinner, 'No, stop. Starvation suits you.'
I do pool exercises, like weightlifting but underwater. I walk, I swim... I'm pretty fit for an old bloke.
If I was fat and had a strong regional accent and was a bloke, I'd be a stand-up. Because I think I'm funny.
A bloke once yelled out: 'You've got chubby knees.' I was 19. I've had a real complex about my knees ever since.
I'm a very objective-driven bloke, so to have a goal in mind and to have something to do is very important to me.
I'm a Kiwi country boy, approachable, genuine, never getting too far ahead of myself, a straightforward kind of bloke.
People take secret pictures of me... it fries my brain. I'm just a bloke, Just come and talk to me, I'd love to talk to you.
I can't explain my popularity. I suppose I'm just an ordinary bloke, and a lot of people see a little bit of Eddie in themselves.
My friends will be like, 'That bloke was chatting you up', and I'll go, 'What?' I'm so oblivious - I don't notice things like that.
You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is.
I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight off to sleep. That's all you want out of a bloke.
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
People presume just because you're a bigger bloke that you wouldn't be physically fit or up for the fight, but that couldn't be further from the truth.
I get a lot of comments from people that I'm just an ordinary bloke. They immediately feel they have a closer relationship with you; they relate to you.
You want to be appreciated for all your work as opposed to one performance, but I'll always be 'that bloke from 'Lock, Stock'.' You've got to embrace it.
They're all good-looking men - I can't think of a male presenter who isn't a good-looking bloke - but, you know, they're not judged by their suits and ties.
Confidence in a bloke would be arrogance in a woman. For years, I didn't give interviews because I was scared of people judging me or thinking I was arrogant.
One of the reasons why I don't leave Northampton is that the people don't treat me like a celebrity. I've been here for years; I'm just that bloke with long hair.
I used to think anyone with abandonment issues was a waste of space. But you do need to get help. Blokes don't talk about those things. It's a taboo in the bloke world.
I think the astute viewer can recognise I am the proper bloke, because I have a toolbox and can put things back together, and I can quote W. B. Yeats and Alfred Lord Tennyson.
I think I just look extremely normal, like just a sort of fairly trendy bearded bloke. Whereas Ed, you'd know it's Ed Sheeran from space, you know; you can see him from anywhere.
I'm difficult to cast. In comedy, if there's a female character, usually written by a bloke, she's either the ditsy good-looking one, or the sexually aggressive one. I never fit into those.
It's dead flattering, isn't it? I have got a big gay following. I actually find it more flattering when a bloke comes on to you than a woman. I've even found myself flirting back sometimes!
The mullet has made a comeback, of sorts, and it looks great on young people. But I think if I was walking round with a mullet 25 years later I'd just look like a bloke who's stuck in the 80s.
I remember going for a drink of water, and one old bloke shouts, 'Hey you, young lad! Your grandad is under that grass!' I just turned around to him, gave him the thumbs up and said: 'Nae problem!'