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I only know it takes weeks to recover, as if one had been in a car accident.
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
If your fridge is full this Christmas, use nature's refrigerator - your car!
A bad sermon is like a car wreck - everyone slows down to see what happened.
Stealing a man's wife, that's nothing, but stealing his car, that's larceny.
Some people put more into their cars than they put into their relationships.
If you buy a $28,000 car, in four years it will be worth about 11,000 bucks.
I'm glad to see that BMW is bringing an electric car to market. That's cool.
When I am driving my car down the street, I try not to go down the potholes.
D'you know, I put so much petrol in me car the other day, I couldn't get in!
It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car.
Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.
When the beer is gone, so are they -- flexing their cars on up the boulevard.
If God had meant for us to walk, why did he give us feet that fit car pedals?
I'm supposed to be a musical genius, but I can't work the car seat that well.
Flying a good airplane doesn't require near as much attention as a motor car.
I've made club songs, and I've made radio songs, and I've made the car songs.
I was encouraged to hear that GM has made great progress on the hydrogen car.
You can't have thousands of cars without good computers on the electric grid.
I think in my car somebody is playing with the pressure and the temperatures.
Dear motorist on the information superhighway. I'm sorry I do not have a car.
The self driving car is not self-aware. It's just driving; it's not thinking.
A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately.
The ultimate concept car will move so fast, even at rest, as to be invisible.
The startings and arrivals of the cars are now the epochs in the village day.
If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.
Thirty-five years ago, being a cook was the same as being a used-car salesman.
Richard Childress and myself have made some important innovations on our cars.
I've always had an affinity and a passion for cars and that whole car culture.
I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.
I love singing along to the radio while I'm riding in the back of a squad car.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
The gap between the two cars is 0.9 of a second, which is less than one second
I have always had this mentality because I hated to break anything on the car.
Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law.
A black, a Puerto Rican and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The police.
The future is in green energy; it's in making steel for energy-efficient cars.
Give me the muny the cars, the case loads The mun-mun muny the Yen & the Pesos
I have a car that I like - an Aston Martin - for Sunday drives in the country.
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.
Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.
A racing horse is not like a machine. It has to be tuned up like a racing car.
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.
You're safer in the race car than you are in cars going to and from the track.
You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car.
My main form of exercise is my bike. I dont have a car, so I cycle everywhere.
White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white.
I love driving the cool cars, but there is nothing like driving a pickup truck.