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Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.
If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.
Your love is better than chocolate. Better than anything else that I've tried.
If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.
I had the taste of blood and chocolate in my mouth, one as hated as the other.
I love being in the moment. I love my family. I love chocolate. I love baking.
Dark chocolate, and salt and vinegar chips are my weakness - but not together.
I've got two chocolate labradors, Murphy and Dexter. They're like my children.
I've got a really sweet tooth and sometimes I just have to have some chocolate.
The gossip is like chocolate - a small indulgence in an otherwise serious diet.
The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
Well, I like chocolate stuff; I don't like any of that other gross sugary candy.
Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.
I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.
It's like peanut butter and chocolate. Each is great, but they're better together.
Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.
I don't really work out. I eat a lot of sweets. I have chocolate all over my house.
Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either.
Mentioning violence to Bruce was like mentioning chocolate sauce to a six-year-old.
If kept dry, a chocolate with a high cacao content, I've discovered, rarely spoils.
I love nothing more than a good, rich, dark chocolate. It exhilarates. It satisfies.
Chocolate doesn't solve everything, Nana." "It solves a whole heck of a lot, though.
I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world.
I don't drink coffee, but I do try to find a way to get some chocolate in every day.
If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half?
I just love to bake chocolate cakes and anything unhealthy. It makes me very popular.
I like when people give up chocolate for Lent. Ooh, just like being nailed to a cross.
I eat anything, especially sweets. Chocolate, cookies, and I love mint-chip ice cream.
I'll splurge on Toblerone. I love Toblerone with the Swiss chocolate and nougat in it.
Love is overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate
My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.
Somebody warned me early on to be very careful about brushing up against the chocolate.
When the economy changes, it's not like you want to start eating bad-tasting chocolate.
My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
If you can’t change the world with chocolate chip cookies, how can you change the world?
I love good food. For me, that means lots of green juice, salad, and good dark chocolate.
Werewolves and Arabians. It's like chocolate and peanut butter - a delicious combination.
I've always got a sweet tooth. I have chocolate hidden in places that nobody knows about.
I am no more the 'chocolate boy.' Still, romance is always going to be a part of my life.
When I feel myself getting overwhelmed, I take a deep breath and eat a piece of chocolate.
Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count.
Never have I experienced a serenity and sweetness of disposition as with my Chocolate Lab.
Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.
Even a small amount of dark chocolate can be exquisitely satisfying if you meditate on it.
Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.
If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn’t be so grouchy in the morning.
The government cannot put a chocolate on every one of their pillows and tuck them in at night.
What would you like? (Maggie) I don’t care. I’ll eat anything not Tylenol or chocolate. (Wren)