There are some guys you definitely would not want dating your sister - especially hockey players.

Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I made a hook.'

Anybody I'm dating, I don't want them to talk about my music. I don't talk about my music to them.

Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'

I don't talk about who I'm dating because when you break up, you wind up reliving it in the media.

Why does every girl in the world wanna date me? Especially right now man, especially when I'm busy!

sometimes I was so bored that I started arguments just to experience the rush of almost losing him.

I was so focused on advancing in my career that I didn't have enough emotional capacity for dating.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick.

Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.

As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.

I'm a South Asian female that talks about relationships and periods and dating and all these things.

I'm not really on dating apps. I used to be when I was younger. I'd rather meet people in real life.

Nice: meaning I'm going to be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them - to you.

It seems to me that I have always existed and that I possess memories that date back to the Pharaohs.

Before my first novel, I was dating a woman who later went to prison for bashing a guy with a hammer.

Values are sometimes worth living and dying for, and are certainly worth dating and breaking up over.

Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience.

Comedy helped me out in my teenage years. It saw me through puberty and helped me to deal with dating.

I'm not waiting for Mr Right. I'd be open to dating, but I'm happy not. I'm not on Tinder or anything.

I've been dating a lot. I've met some very interesting people, and I've had some horrible blind dates.

Why go around dating random girls and having terrible sex when you can be with someone you really like?

I've surfed the Web and the whole dating connection. I find that pretty fascinating, but no real leads.

The U.S. prostitutes are fighting with everybody, shooting at everybody. It's like dating a gangbanger.

When a woman dislikes the man who is courting her, she parries him cleverly, like a willow in the wind.

Oh, my dating skills are the worst. No, I pick the wrong men; it's amazing. I am awful, the worst dater.

Text is, in some ways, on the way out, unfortunately. There are dating sites now that are just pictures.

We didn't realize it at the time, but the release date, the ad campaign and the poster are so important.

I'm a relationship girl, I like relationships, so I just miss being in one and chilling. And not dating.

He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.

I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I'd be really happy. But without the brother thing.

Most people our age have the whole "dating game" [mentality] of trying to sell yourself or be strategic.

Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. It's about trust. Do I trust you enough to go there?

Repeat not the manner of a flirtation; for lo, all the world shall hear of it, and women will taunt thee.

[Dan Fried] served six presidents over a 40-year career dating back to the [Jimmy] Carter administration.

I learned how quickly I could go from having never met someone to having the world think I'm dating them.

Dating apps are brilliant for expanding your actual social network, which leads you to meet other people.

A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.

I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life.

Everyone agrees the celibacy rule is just a Church law dating from the 11th century, not a divine command.

You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.

I've never been on a dating app, so I don't really know the difference between swiping left or right, LOL.

Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.

We were intrigued by the fact that we had so much actual behavior among people on our dating site, OKCupid.

dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Your goal in an online dating profile and in your first message to somebody is to strike up a conversation.

When I went off to college in 1997, I didn't go back and watch 'Conan.' I was out partying and dating women.

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