I live in the realm of romantic possibility.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

At this year's Open, I'll have five boyfriends.

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.

The great ambition of women is to inspire love.

I was down in the sewer with some little lover.

Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind.

I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.

Men respect women who have standards - get some!

Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.

For a long time, I had a crazy girl dating habit.

I don't date rock 'n' rollers. I just marry them.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

A big part of dating for men is the huntthe chase.

Have you seen a copy of Tax Tips for Billionaires?

I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

We do right enough darling, if we go wrong together.

I've gotten a lot more disciplined since dating Sue.

Dating is pretty hard, since I'm always on the road.

Computer dating? It's terrific if you're a computer!

It's tough to be 68 and dating. I've given it up now.

Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin.

A relationship requires a lot of work and commitment.

Dating a creative pushes me to think outside the box.

If beauty is only skin deep, look really, really hard.

What does 'dating' mean? I don't know. I couldn't say.

The next level. As though dating were a computer game.

I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

I'm not dating Prateik; he is just a good acquaintance.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

I'm not interested in dating a girl I'm not gonna marry

Dating or finding someone is the last thing on my mind.

We had a much bigger vision than creating a dating site.

Dating, to people, can mean completely different things.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted.

The life and love we create is the life and love we live.

There's no point dating a guy who can't support a family.

Took me by the hand, she's gonna love me in my Chevy Van.

If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.

Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Challenge, and not desire, lies at the heart of seduction.

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.

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