Where do you go to get anorexia?

I never met a Cab I didn't like.

God bless my soul! No apple pie.

Take care to chop the onion fine.

The belly is the giver of genius.

Rhubarb: essence of stomach ache.

After a full belly all is poetry.

Garlic is as good as ten mothers.

Wine lets no lover unrewarded go.

Kitchen Physic is the best Physic.

Meat isn't murder, it's delicious.

Mellow nuts have the hardest rind.

I do not drink more than a sponge.

Hell is other people at breakfast.

Man shall not live by bread alone.

Food simply isn't important to me.

Everything tastes better outdoors.

Let things taste the way they are.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

Good food is a celebration of life.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs

I love fruit, when it is expensive.

Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.

Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts.

How can you eat anything with eyes?

Food and wine are my extravagances.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!

Better is half a loaf than no bread.

I'm not so think as you drunk I am !

Chef: Any cook who swears in French.

All millionaires love a baked apple.

The world is made of sugar and dirt.

Never eat in a place called 'Mom's'.

When the wine is in, the wit is out.

With enough butter, anything is good

Italy will always have the best food.

Mustard's no good without roast beef.

A full Belly brings forth every Evil.

Pray how does your asparagus perform?

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The onion is the truffle of the poor.

If you're afraid of butter, use cream.

Cooking is an art, but you eat it too.

Kill no more pigeons than you can eat.

There's no doctor like meat and drink.

Hunger is the best sauce in the world.

Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

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