It is easier to change a man's religion than to change his diet.

The tomato offers its gift of fiery color and cool completeness.

What hunger is in relation to food, zest is in relation to life.

The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.

Eating chicken without skin is like riding a bike without wheels

If you are what you eat, then I only want to eat the good stuff.

As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.

Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.

Nothing stimulates the practiced cook's imagination like an egg.

At the working man’s house, hunger looks in but dares not enter.

What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul.

We all eat & it would be a sad waste of opportunity to eat badly.

The worst drug of today is not smack or pot - it's refined sugar.

The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went.

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

If you don't watch your figure, you'll have more figure to watch.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

If the English can survive their food, they can survive anything.

In the orchestra of a great kitchen, the sauce chef is a soloist.

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

And now, dear Lord, I cannot wait Because I have a luncheon date.

I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.

I think Australian food is probably some of the best in the world.

A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.

What wondrous life is this I lead! Ripe apples drop about my head.

How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?

your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.

A world without tomatoes is like a string quartet without violins.

I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.

In my experience of vegan food it tends to be a symphony of beige.

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

Appetite comes with eating.....but thirst goes away with drinking.

Chutney is marvelous. I'm mad about it. To me, it's very imperial.

More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.

Celebrity has its uses. I can always get a seat in any restaurant.

I've liked lots of people 'til I went on a picnic jaunt with them.

Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

Beasts feed. Man eats. Only the man of intellect knows how to eat.

How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini?

Who riseth from a feast With that keen appetite that he sits down?

Fame is a food that dead men eat, I have no stomach for such meat.

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

I have always eaten animal flesh with a somewhat guilty conscience.

Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish.

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