Peanut butter - the pâté of childhood.

Two words to improve any dish. Ba, Con

Acorns were good until bread was found.

Hunger finds no fault with the cookery.

God made only water, but man made wine.

The sky is the daily bread of the eyes.

I live on good soup, not on fine words.

He receives comfort like cold porridge.

I will not move my army without onions.

A full Belly is the Mother of all Evil.

Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.

Brandy and water spoils two good things.

Cooking well doesn't mean cooking fancy.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

One can say everything best over a meal.

Sweet food of sweetly uttered knowledge.

One should eat to live, not live to eat.

But I don't want nutrition. I want food!

I eat merely to put food out of my mind.

Good wine is a necessity of life for me.

Bait the hook well. This fish will bite.

Cherry cobbler is shortcake with a soul.

Miss Child is never bashful with butter.

It is the destiny of mint to be crushed.

How do they taste? They taste like more.

Woe to the cook whose sauce has no sting.

All things require skill but an appetite.

I prefer not to eat food that has a face.

Life is a combination of magic and pasta.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

I'm a man more dined against than dining.

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

Wine is sunlight, held together by water.

One more drink and I'll be under the host.

Of all smells, bread; of all tastes, salt.

I know on which side my bread is buttered.

Don't touch my d**k, don't touch my knife.

He is rich enough who does not want bread.

To a man with an empty stomach food is God

Shape is a good part of the fig's delight.

Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps

Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.

The last taste of sweets is sweetest last.

If you are what you eat then feed me dope.

There's no sauce in the world like hunger.

Mine eyes smell onions: I shall weep anon.

We never repent of having eaten too little.

... the agent provocateur of a good dinner.

Onions can make even Heirs and Widows weep.

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