Food is much better off the hand than the fork.

desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

The lion is most handsome when looking for food.

Recipe? Recipe? We don' need no stinkin' recipe.

You become what you think. You are what you eat.

Reward is a happy customer - and an empty plate.

I like to eat and I love the diversity of foods.

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

Pepper is small in quantity and great in virtue.

Nature will castigate those who don't masticate.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

When I have eaten mangoes, I have felt like Eve.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.

Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food.

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.

Human beings do not eat nutrients, they eat food.

Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food

One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.

As if a cookbook had anything to do with writing.

I like neither new clothes nor new kinds of food.

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

Eat at your own as you would the table of a king.

A cookbook is only as good as its poorest recipe.

Some people kiss as if they were eating watermelon

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.

A man wants nothing so badly as a gooseberry farm.

Women alone always order sole. It means something.

People who love to eat are always the best people.

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

Velveeta: you can eat it - or wax your car with it!

Chowder breathes reassurace. It steams consolation.

I'm not an amazing cook. But I can follow a recipe!

Bring me an order of escargots, but hold the slugs.

Stop being a vegan and start enjoying what you eat.

No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney.

Anyone can cook but only the fearless can be great.

To me, peanut butter is the breakfast of champions!

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos.

People are cooking less but obsessing about it more.

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

The champagne was flowing like the Potomac in flood.

The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.

Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat?

Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.

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