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I don't eat red meat, but sometimes a man needs a steak.
Almost every person has something secret he likes to eat.
Salt is white and pure - there is something holy in salt.
Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.
Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.
The mere smell of cooking can evoke a whole civilization.
There's a lot more future in hamburgers than in baseball.
I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since I became President.
My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.
Vegetarians are people who cannot hear tomatos screaming.
At home I serve the kind of food I know the story behind.
This has got to be the most expensive food ever laminated.
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
Truths are first clouds; then rain, then harvest and food.
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.
Thy food is such As hath been belch'd on by infected lungs.
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.
Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.
It was quite a challenge to make people eat crab ice cream.
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.
I wouldn't go in a fast food outlet even to use the toilet.
Hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple dumpling.
Since we have a good loaf, let us not look for cheesecakes.
A man's palate can, in time, become accustomed to anything.
Oh thrice and four times happy... those who plant cabbages.
All the vitamins needed seem to be found in plebian dishes.
One of these nuts is a meal for a man, both meat and drink.
I know my limit. I just keep passing out before I reach it.
It was for bringing the cook tulip-roots instead of onions.
TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
Having examined three thousand haiku poems - two persimmons.
There are five elements: earth, air, fire, water and garlic.
My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.
Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.
Those from whom nature has withheld taste invented trousers.
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
Chicken may be eaten constantly without becoming nauseating.
Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.
The real, native South Seas food is lousy. You can't eat it.
If I can't have too many truffles, I'll do without truffles.
A rich and varied menu is for people who have no work to do.
Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.