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Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
If you don't think too good, don't think too much.
George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
Correction does much, but encouragement does more.
I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better.
If you cannot be positive, then at least be quiet.
Age is wisdom if one has lived ones life properly.
I don't accept flowers. I take nothing perishable.
I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.
I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Never trust anything you read in a travel article.
When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.
Bush, Blair and Rumsfeld; they are the funny trio.
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.
Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great.
I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.
Tony the Tiger usually thinks that stuff is great.
Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.
The cure for moving too fast is just to slow down.
Never place a period where God has placed a comma.
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
Even if they had it in the streets, I wouldn't go.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.
If you want to be a photographer, first leave home
If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.