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When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
I've always been a foodie. My grandmother got me hooked on cooking.
Wish for what you want, work for what you need. -Carmen's grandmother
My parents never told us that our great-grandmothers had been slaves.
Don't eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food.
To think but nobly of my grandmother: Good wombs have borne bad sons.
I grew up sitting beside my grandmother playing the piano and singing.
I am a grandmother now, and that means age is creeping on, creeping on.
My grandmother used to always say, 'People need to be worth something.'
Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents.
I come from Texas, and my grandmother and mother were born in Arkansas.
I hope to live long enough to be the great-grandmother of all agitators.
My grandmother passed at 104. She sang and wrote songs until she passed.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
My grandmother can never really teach me anything because she skips steps.
Not many people can boast a photo of their grandmother posing for kiddiporn.
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
My grandmother always would say, "This, too, shall pass." It is always true.
A man who is stingy with saffron is capable of seducing his own grandmother.
NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.
I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'
They pampered me, especially my grandmother ... I loved her with all my heart.
My grandmother was a minister as well, which was not that common in the 1930s.
My grandsons really love my apple cake, which is from my grandmother's recipe.
we are just as apt to meet the grandmothers as the wolves when we go traveling.
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general.
We believed in our grandmother’s cooking more fervently than we believed in God.
Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation.
Grace was in all her steps, heaven in her eye, in every gesture dignity and love.
My grandmother taught me to knit, and as I knit, my mind returns to my childhood.
Is there a grandmother that isn't spunky on television? Is there such a creature?
My great grandmother, Martha, was hired at 11 years old to be a worker to people.
My paternal grandmother drove ambulances during the regional Blitz, in Birmingham.
There's a saying I remember from my grandmother: One today is worth two tomorrows.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
Through a grandmother's voice and hands the end of life is known at the beginning.
I had a grandmother who would always encourage me to learn about theater and film.
As a child my grandmother used to tell us stories about the dead and the mystical.
I never said I do not remember, my grandmother corrects. I said I prefer to forget.
My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too.
Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers.
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
My grandmother died of natural causes. Or as my family calls it murdered by the lord.
Write letters to your grandmother. She will love it. And leave you money in her will.
My grandmother was very fierce and gruff. She was quite small, but she was very wide.
I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.
I believe in things I can count on, like beer and ESPN and my grandmother's pecan pie.
I was named for my grandmother. It's an evil-eye name, to protect you from bad things.
I thank God, Jesus, and my Grandmother for being able to support myself and my family.