I'm attracted to a lot of hot guys. If Chris Hemsworth were here, I'd light him up like a firecracker with how fast I'd jump on him.

Why is it that every time a girl says a guy is bothering her, it's fluffed off with oh, he just likes you, as if that makes it okay?

When you come to a new team, new world, new people, you feel a little bit uncomfortable. But my teammates, they are tremendous guys.

The rewards of the wild and the rewards of the survivor go to those who can dig deep, and, ultimately, to the guy who can stay alive.

If you meet a girl who has slept with 100 guys, you will think something of her you wouldn't think of a guy who slept with 100 girls.

I love playing against Philip Rivers because he is so competitive, he is so fiery. You can just tell how he just gets his guys going.

A guy like myself wants to make a play and be the difference, but the thing is I have to keep saying to myself to just do what I can.

I grew up pretty much prevented from knowing anything from Communist China except that they were the bad guys that stole our country.

The guys in my band buy instruments and sell and trade them. But if I have something I hang onto it. Everything is sentimental to me.

And I'm, whether I want it or not, a front figure for the team, a guy that talks about how the team is doing and represents the team.

You look at Vladimir Radmanovic, this guy is cut from stone. As if Michelangelo was reading and a lightening bolt flashed before him.

Why would you want to invest with a guy whose thought process says, "If a second layer of fees is good, then let's add a third layer.

I've had my Charlie Sheen moments, it was usually just at the Mars Bar on the corner of First Avenue with me and a few homeless guys.

He loves power. He loves control because others, you know, dad and stuff like that, but he's just a great guy. He's just a great guy.

I'm no longer dependent on the movie business to make a living. So if I want to make movies as other old guys would play golf, I can.

I figure guys are like Whitman's Samplers. I like to take a little bite out of each and then move on before the whole box gets stale.

There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females.

There's a lot of music that sounds like it's literally computer-generated, totally divorced from a guy sitting down at an instrument.

Ringo is one of the world's true humans. The only one out those four guys, who did not have an agenda. Ringo was just into the music.

Guys don't seem to think this, but the stuff that girls talk about is more raunchy than what guys talk about in a football lockeroom.

The English are good at bad guys - the James Bond-style villain, cunning, slow-burning. The Americans are much more obvious about it.

I don't have a sence of style in real life. I'm more like same-clothes-every-day guy. I don't wear jewelry, I don't wear any of this.

Everybody wants to have their 'Breaking Bad.' It went to Bryan Cranston. It couldn't have happened to a better guy or a better actor.

Right now, the old guys, the old farts, if you will, are still running the show, and the women haven't gotten their place yet at all.

I'm not a big social media guy, I have no Twitter accounts, I don't have Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, I don't do any of that stuff.

Different styles work for different guys... If you can handle shortstop and hit, teams will find a way to pencil you into the lineup.

Partnerships are not just about bowling in tandem all the time. It all is about helping the other guy get in the right frame of mind.

The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars], you've probably heard before: 'A guy goes home to his family and finds out about himself.

I always date younger men. For some reason that's just the way it's gone, because younger guys have always asked me out and I accept.

I remember reading Disturbia, one of the first scripts I ever got, and I go "Pfft, who wants to make a movie about a guy in a house?"

When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.

You have this preconceived notion of him [Sly Stallone] as a big, tough guy, but he speaks four languages and he likes to watercolor.

There are guys who want to be together, there are woman who want to be together, and there and men and women who want to be together.

For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time with that guy

I love music, and a lot of it. Jazz is probably on the top with guys like Miles Davis. But I even enjoy music from the '60s and '70s.

I'm not the guy with the enormous comedy nose or the big feet or the bad posture or the whatever; a physical comic has certain things.

I always was flattered when people would say I would do whatever it took for the team. I always thought of myself as that kind of guy.

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.

Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they're such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all.

There is a sort of an unwritten code in Washington, among the underworld and the hustlers and these other guys that I am their friend.

Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people.

One major should not get you into the Hall of Fame - maybe one major and 40 wins. I'm not gonna pick a guy with one major and 11 wins.

Incompetency begets incompetency. The last thing a guy who isn't sure of himself wants is a guy backing him up who is sure of himself.

Being a nice guy is detrimental to actors. When I first came to Hollywood, everyone was nice to me. Everyone thought I was a nice guy.

I am the luckiest guy in the world. All my dreams came true. I was in a wonderful business, and I met great people all over the world.

The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. “Are you being serious?” Her face is stoic. “Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears.

I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews.

The State Department has been your beat for so long. It has always smelled like Bob Corker was the in case of emergency, the easy guy.

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