What would I have done if I wasn't an actor? Probably rob banks.

I love playing. If it was down to just that, it would be utopia.

If you can't sell your product, it's not a product-it's a hobby.

if he goes and dies on me now, I know I'll go completely insane.

If you can't worship at the back, you can't worship at the front

If you do the same thing every night, that's the death of music.

The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.

If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.

If I hear that people are litigious, I immediately dismiss them.

Never lose hope, and if you can, find the courage to love again.

If we open our hearts to God, He has promised to work within us.

If its December 1941 in Casablanca, what time is it in New York?

As the saying goes, 'you don't fix something if it isn't broken'

If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.

Even if I am being conservative, I don't see how Obama can lose.

If I saw the art around me that I liked, then I wouldn't do art.

If the world could write by itself, it would write like Tolstoy.

If you are not offending people, then you are not an evangelist.

Most people eat as if they were fattening themselves for market.

‎Faith, if it is ever right about anything, is right by accident

If people don't know about you, that's not on them, it's on you.

If we take, we lose. If we give, we get. It cannot be otherwise.

Life is everchanging, if you cease to change, you cease to live.

If we stopped wasting people's time, what would they do with it?

If you're living your life in fear, then you're just not living.

If it sells, it sells. If it doesn't sell, I'll go make a movie.

If you try to please everybody, somebody's not going to like it.

If there is no sarcasm, there's no true love towards the mankind

The pictures are everywhere. If you're open, they will find you.

I'm a much better mother at 46... than if I were like, 21 or 25.

If everyone likes you, it probably means you aren't saying much.

Always remember, nothing can touch you if you inwardly love God.

If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?

I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed.

To be old can be glorious if one has not unlearned how to begin.

If you eliminate what no longer works, you illuminate what does.

If nothing is serious anymore, then there's nothing to satirize.

If you don't like music, there is something wrong with your face

Yajna is not yajna if one feels it to be burdensome or annoying.

If you want to meet a woman, it's best just to smile and say hi.

Phury nodded. "And if she lives with us, we get to keep the cat.

By nature, I am not an optimist, though I try to act as if I am.

No sense in being a grifter if it's the same as being a citizen.

Everything really is beautiful if you choose to see it that way.

Thou shalt ever joy at eventide if thou spend the day fruitfully.

If it is not the fashion now, it will be later because I wear it.

If you will not stand with Israel, then I will not stand with you

If you just think about the difficulty you'll never get anywhere.

If you're gonna do something weird, just have one thing be weird.

But if there was embellishment, it only had to do with the facts.

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