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I am not a politician... I only suffer the consequences.
I can't stand politicians who wear God on their sleeves.
The eternal sea of politics is best left to politicians.
Tell the politicians and the hustlers: live and let live.
It is not the business of politicians to please everyone.
But remember, I am no politician, and no seer into souls.
Politicians are no different than the rest of the public.
If somebody's gonna stab me in the back, I wanna be there.
I am not a politician, and my other habits are good, also.
There's no smarter politician out there than Bill Clinton.
There's nothing more dangerous than a panicked politician.
He [Harry S. Truman] loved politicians - even Republicans.
I was really too honest a man to be a politician and live.
The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them.
If politicians all told the truth, we'd be out of business.
I never thought Hillary Clinton was a very good politician.
I enjoy looking like a tart and thinking like a politician.
I am not a politician and I have no intention of being one.
We do have more control over our lives than any politician.
I look upon myself as a politician. That isn't a dirty word.
I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian. I know my limitations.
The only way for a reporter to look at a politician is down.
Politicians have to be committed to people in equal measures.
Once your name becomes well known, politicians come courting.
It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.
Politicians are masters of sounding like they agree with you.
My life's work has been accomplished. I did all that I could.
More often than politicians, but not as often as they should.
An honest politician is either a hypocrite - or he is doomed.
The most underestimated risk for a politician is overexposure.
The politician who never made a mistake never made a decision.
Donald Trump's not a polished politician like Hillary Clinton.
Behind every corrupt politician are 10-20 corrupt businessmen.
In politics, an absurdity in public business is going into it.
The politician's promises of yesterday are the taxes of today.
Why don't I drink from a straw? Because straws are for suckers.
Politics in a democracy is, at the end, an educational process.
They wouldn't be politicians if they knew what they were doing.
We shouldn't accept mediocrity as the best a politician can do.
Well, I'm not that popular with the politicians, I have to say.
If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.
Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.
As many languages you know, as many times you are a human being
No politician can sit on a hot issue if you make it hot enough.
I have a political attitude, but I'm certainly not a politician.
There's a sense in which politicians can never work hard enough.
And I think there is too much bloviating around from politicians.
A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man.
I loved politics and, I confess, I enjoyed politicians immensely.
I have all the equipment to be a politician. Total shamelessness.