I haven't got a real job.

A REAL job is a job you hate.

I love the fact that I don't have a real job!

At some point, I'll have to go get a real job.

I got into retailing because I wanted a real job.

I had to quit a 'real job' to start my first company.

I don't call acting a real job, and writing is a hobby.

If I were a serious person, I'd probably have a real job.

I don't want to have a real job. No one wants to have a job.

I kept thinking, I went to college and I have to get a real job.

I wanna be a manager, because that's my day job. It's my real job.

'SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half.

I was raised as a real worker: you know, you get out and get a real job.

I love that my dad has stopped asking me when I'm going to get a real job.

We want real job creation and a fertile business environment for small business owners.

My first real job lasted for three years. It ended the day I was unceremoniously fired.

I never had a real job either. I sort of fell out of school and ended up playing guitar.

What you learn at university is a good discipline but has little relevance to a real job.

'The Voice' was the first real job I've ever had that wasn't just messing around with music.

I'm lucky to not have a real job, to be able to express myself, be creative and be relevant.

This is what I would have done if I had to have a real job: I would have been a history teacher.

When you're making a pilot, what you're mostly thinking is, 'Please let this be a real job, please.'

The last real job I had I was 16-years-old slinging fried chicken in my hometown of Naperville, Ill.

I was 19, and I thought I should settle down and get a real job, and what was I doing living this dream world?

No one in my family was a journalist, and it didn't seem like a real job. Part of me still doesn't think it is.

My aunt could never understand how writing could be a full-time job. She'd keep asking when I'd get a real job!

Parents will be parents. Even now, my mom asks me sometimes, 'When are you going to go back and get a real job?'

My very first real job in the industry was as a production assistant on a show called 'Infinity Factory' in 1976.

I was playing college football, and I hurt my knee very badly my senior year, and I didn't want to get a real job.

Spending on largely ineffective programs - although well intentioned - is a detriment to fostering real job growth.

We used to say when we were 20 years old, that when you reach 30, you gotta hang up your guitar and get a real job.

There's just no real job security when you're shooting a show about an apocalypse, and anybody could die at any time.

I am so excited to extend myself behind the scenes as a designer and to - as my father puts it - finally have a real job.

My first real job as a director was working with Robbie Baitz on his play 'Three Hotels.' It was an incredible collaboration.

My dad showed me loads of films when I was young, but I never thought I would be in movies. That didn't seem like a real job to me.

I can't tell you how many people would say to me as a teenager, 'Why don't you grow up and start thinking about getting a real job?'

Joe Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972 at age 30. Somewhere around 1992, he should have had to go out and get a real job.

The work my mum does, a lot of it is re-housing homeless people, that's a real job. I play make-believe and dressing up for a living!

Shooting a movie should be fun! It's not a real job. It can be hard, but at the end of the day, we're dressing up and playing pretend.

The first duty of a human being is to assume the right functional relationship to society - more briefly, to find your real job, and do it.

I see my real job now as - never mind 'The Office,' 'Extras,' film career, Emmys - I want everyone in the world to know who Karl Pilkington is.

I have had a 'real' job for only four years of my life, which means I only collected a traditional paycheck for that very short period of time.

I got a little tattoo on my face. I'll never be able to work another real job, so I consider that to be kinda forcing myself to stick to music.

Growing up, I stayed in a child's place. My father was murdered when I was 20. I was a model and never had a real job and my parents took care of me.

My parents never told me to get a real job. They always said, 'Go for it! If this is what you want to do, work hard.' They were always very supportive.

I really don't understand the idea of a celebrity stylist. Is it a real job? I know there's unemployment, but frankly the railways need to be fixed, too.

My family lived in Thousand Oaks. In 2002, when I was 17, I begged my parents to let me move out. I had money, a real job, and wanted to get my own place.

For an entrepreneur with 'improbable' and 'impossible' dreams, the alleged stability that comes from getting 'a real job' is nothing but a sign of slavery.

I went to college a little bit, and that didn't work out, and I didn't finish. So, I would play in bars until I ran out of money, and then I'd get a real job.

I never thought about 'being' in comedy when I grew up, because I didn't know it was a real job. But looking back, it's the only thing I ever really cared about.

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