This collection holds 569 ridiculous quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Voltaire, Agatha Christie and Katherine Ryan.

They are ordered so that each author has a say before anyone repeats, which means the first page gives you the range of the topic rather than one writer's back catalogue. Quotes that come with a ready-made image appear first, so anything you want to share is one tap away.

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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord ... - Voltaire

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ... - Agatha Christie

It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.

Skiing is ridiculous.

Marriage is ridiculous.

Petitions are ridiculous.

Wait, I kinda do love you.

It was just wet, not stinky?

It opens Wednesday or Friday.

When in doubt, be ridiculous.

It's my job to be ridiculous.

Trick names are so ridiculous!

I'm ridiculous, I'm ludicrous.

Credulity is always ridiculous.

Baby carrots are making me gay.

See the ridiculous in everything.

Please, I need you to save my ass.

Interview? Oh don't be ridiculous.

Insight makes argument ridiculous.

I'm so fortunate, it's ridiculous.

I know, I've never had boobs before!

Tragedy is the most ridiculous thing.

It's called Seflish, which is fitting

Life is ridiculous. It's not our fault.

It's just a figment of the imagination.

Ridiculous stuff happens when I travel.

Hold everybody accountable? Ridiculous!

As I remember it, the bases were loaded.

Nothing is more ridiculous than ridicule.

I'm the oldest I've ever been, right now.

Ridiculous sums of money can be confusing.

At the heart of the ridiculous, the sublime

Regrets are ridiculous, so I don’t regret, no.

I think the tax cut is ridiculous but so am I.

Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes.

I'm ridiculous to feel ridiculous when I'm not.

That I'm an alcoholic is completely ridiculous.

everything is ridiculous if one thinks of death

Now I find seriousness to be rather ridiculous.

Beware the ridiculous. It will one day rule you.

It's a dirty job being ridiculous, but I'll do it

Like, this is my baby. This isn't America's baby.

That whole shoulder length hair thing is a thing!

I am so pro-swine flu it's - it's like ridiculous.

Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.

Why would it be ridiculous that Quebec has an army?

People say I am against Darwin. That is ridiculous.

I was going to come in and push you down the stairs.

I have hobbies. I do all sorts of ridiculous things.

It’s fun to be in a place where ridiculous is normal.

I lost my ridiculous accent without acquiring another

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