I don't like telephones.

All alone by the telephone.

Gossip is nature's telephone.

Uber exists because of mobile telephones.

Happiness is a house without a telephone.

Communism is just one big telephone company.

I will not be at the mercy of the telephone!

If you want to communicate, use the telephone

So that's the telephone? They ring, and you run.

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.

The telephone and visitors are the work destroyers.

The Telephone will democratize hierarchic relations.

To criticize Facebook is to criticize the telephone.

Telephone operators have called me sir since I was 6.

No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain.

I can't sit around and wait for the telephone to ring.

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill.

My sole inspiration is a telephone call from a director.

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity.

Cyberspace is where you are when you're on the telephone.

An amazing invention - but who would ever want to use one?

The Quito telephone service is about as reliable as roulette.

In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.

Dying's not so bad. At least I won't have to answer the telephone.

Who would have thought that the telephone would bring back drawing?

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.

Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.

[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?

The telephone will be used to inform people that a telegram has been sent.

The telephone book is full of facts, but it doesn't contain a single idea.

I disconnect the telephone to keep the outside world in it's correct place.

I can't remember my telephone number, but I know it was in the high numbers.

I had never before met anyone who owned a telephone and believed in dragons.

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

Anybody who can dial a telephone can master tennis scoring in about 15 minutes.

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.

Using telephones, they would be so intrusive and would really disrupt the show.

Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.

The telephone is the most important single technological resource of later life.

Similitude of the heart is like that of a telephone operator between man and God.

Did Alexander Graham Bell do any market research before he invented the telephone?

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

First words on the first telephone - "Mr. Watson - come here - I want to see you."

Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.

I assume everything I'm saying in an email or saying on the telephone is being looked at.

Back then, the excise tax was designed to be a luxury tax for people who owned telephones.

Saying that cultural objects have value is like saying that telephones have conversations.

there were people who occupied telephone booths as though they had rented them for the day.

First electricity, now telephones. Sometimes I feel as if I'm living in an H.G. Wells novel.

There would be far fewer accidents if we could only teach telephone poles to be more careful.

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