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Whisky is liquid sunshine.
I get whiskey bent and hell bound.
Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey.
Seventeen whiskeys. A record, I think.
I like my whisky old and my women young.
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
Stop your nonsense and drink your whiskey!
Whiskey don't make liars it just makes fools.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
I like whiskey and I like vodka, too. And beer.
I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.
Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'
The giant imaginary bottle of whiskey is with me.
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
I'm a whiskey drinker, but Cesaro is a coffee drinker.
You can steal my women but don't play with my whiskey.
Hormones were as potent as whiskey, and twice as sneaky.
I love whiskey and haggis. I can't get enough of either.
Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better.
Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
Whiskey: a torchligh procession marching down your throat.
Great fury, like great whisky, requires long fermentation.
Come, let me know what it is that makes a Scotch man happy!
Politicians and music don't mix. It's like whiskey and wine.
I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!
My idea of working out is drinking whiskey - instead of beer.
Stories, like whiskey, must be allowed to mature in the cask.
Everybody who tells you how to act has whiskey on their breath.
In the '80s, we played the Roxy and the Whiskey with our bands.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
Crooked cards and straight whiskey, Slow horses and fast women.
An old stomach reforms more whiskey drinkers than a new resolve.
There were happy days, with watermelon, and sad days of whiskey.
I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure.
It's Faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money.
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
Whiskey claims to itself alone the exclusive office of sot-making.
I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.
I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record.
Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell.
I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry.
He taught me the difference between a good single malt whisky and a bad one.
It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if the women don't get you then the whiskey must.
Haven't you learned yet that I put something more than whisky into my speeches.
Which would you part with first -- your tobacco, your whiskey, or your religion?
I must not mix champage, whiskey, and gin. (Repeated fifty times to fill column.)
Every article I see is dope this, junkie that, whiskey this - that ain't my title.
Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues.