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People don't come up to me very often. Everyone is always in such disbelief that I can go to the market.
If you're reading IMDB, half of it's made up. You can't trust it or Wikipedia, which is just lies, lies!
Everyone else trains just as hard as well and that there really is no such a thing as overnight success.
The people that are succeeding have often had a mentor of some kind. I think it makes a huge difference.
Look, some people talk about their personal lives a lot; I try not to, unless it's more of a generality.
It ultimately becomes an asset to be part of a theatrical family if, indeed, you're good at what you do.
I think that's what is so cool about performing. When there is a show to do, you get up there and do it.
I love playing these characters that are crazy tough, though. Because I am not in real life. Not at all.
If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married.
I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.
It's good to know that other people think differently, and that's what makes the characters interesting.
I've done a lot of meditation studying on my own, but I've also taken a couple of transcendence classes.
I can't wait til I get the chance to be a character and how my face looks isn't the first consideration.
Robert Altman was such an incredible person to have the privilege to know and meet and have dinner with.
I think the good stories are those where the character decides to break away and do something different.
I am no size zero or super-thin Hollywood actress. I am built for men who like women to look like women.
Even if I wasn't an actress or a comedian, I would be spreading love and laughter [with] whatever I did.
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
If you're in high school, just know there is a big world out there and you can be anyone you want to be.
It almost makes the secrets more important, those few things you actually do choose to keep to yourself.
Sometimes, when you're acting, you are so in the moment that you don't even remember what just happened.
If it's a good audition, whether or not I think I'm going to get the part, I do always say yes to going.
It's like the most profound accomplishment that I've had in my career, that I can finally be that voice.
I'm organized, but receipts tend to mess up my system. They're barbarians! So I store them in a notepad.
We like our archetypes and heroes to be what they are at face value. And life doesn't work out like that
I know that I've seen a mannerism, or a way I've cried, or something, where I see a flash of my parents.
I'm doing what I wanted to do since I was a young girl. I pinch myself every day to make sure it's true.
When you're not under a 'series regular' contract, and other jobs come up, you try to juggle everything.
Whenever I have to do an emotional scene, I just take my contacts out and it means I can't see anything.
I love ghost stories but I can't really watch them, especially not by myself because then I can't sleep.
There's things you can say about me, but here's what you can't say about me: that I'm not being genuine.
No matter how quietly homophobia is whispered, it doesn't make it any less loud. You can't whisper hate.
I guess Judd (Apatow) is my soul mate because we have a lot of hard times, and it's great at times, too.
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn't really happened, but it has come closer.
Turkeys are misunderstood. Once I adopted turkeys, I understood this large bird to be a great companion.
If you know me, I don't live in this dismal world. I mean, I like to have fun. My friends are comedians.
I think I'm going to spend some time learning how to be a first-time mom, and then I'll go back to work.
I'm maybe not so much an exception, maybe because I've lived so long that more is coming, more is there.
What I'm saying is that I tried very hard to give them my reality and my reality is kind of interesting.
I had a one day slip, Matt. So what do you do? You get up and you go on, and you try not to do it again.
When you get seen in one particular way, it can be paralyzing. You start to believe it's all you can do.
In common with many others in the varied branches of our profession, my academic education is subnormal.
Playing a fashion designer could be the bane of my existence because I am married to a fashion designer.
I just love the thrill of performing on stage. I believe that singing is something I was put here to do.
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.
You know sometimes when you're in a really bad mood and you're not sure why? That's how I get sometimes.
I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny.
I was such a nerd. It just wasn't something I would have wanted. And I didn't want to act like an adult.