life is a loaded gun that looks right at you with a yellow eye.

I own more shotguns than I need. But less shotguns than I want.

Acid, booze, and ass, needles, guns, and grass, lots of laughs.

Whatever happens, we have got The Maxim gun, and they have not.

Force and mind are opposites; morality ends where a gun begins.

I simply like guns because you can't shoot people without them.

I do know how to fire a machine gun, so be warned! I'm trained!

If guns kill people, I can blame misspelled words on my pencil.

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.

There's no evidence that I'm aware of that guns protect liberty.

It's not a gun control problem; it's a cultural control problem.

Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks.

These gun laws are very much the creation of the Prime Minister.

In real life I'm not the one who's playing with guns or smoking.

I'm pro-life. I'm pro-gun. I'm pro-family. And I'm pro-business.

Only an armed people can be the real bulwark of popular liberty.

Beef is best served like steak: Well done, get a gun in ya face.

Do you have a problem? I have a gun. I'll shoot you. No problem.

I can't help but be a little more gun-shy and wary about people.

Jimmy Fallon is one of the funniest son of a guns I've ever seen.

If somebody wants to kill people, they don't need a gun to do it.

An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.

The main piece of technology in the green economy is a caulk gun.

Your appearance can be a weapon. As powerful as any knife or gun.

When you come in the building with your guns don't take them off.

So there will be a bill. We've been working on it now for a year.

Imagine blocks and blocks of no cocaine, blocks with no gun play.

Remember, guns don't kill people - unless you practice real hard.

I believe there is a considerable range in the bang of most guns.

What good does it do to ban some guns. All guns should be banned.

Men should spend less time with guns and more time in childbirth.

Gun violence is a problem that this country should be addressing.

Democracy never comes by the barrel of a gun, or by cluster bombs.

Deerstalking would be a very fine sport if only the deer had guns.

Personally, I would love to see every gun on the planet disappear.

The stronger our gun control laws are, the fewer acts of violence.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

Our Founding Fathers believed strongly in gun rights for citizens.

Love: You can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.

To destroy Christianity, we must first destroy the British Empire.

I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

I think you need to close your mouth cuz you aint gun tie me down.

The keys to America: The cross, the brew, the dollar, and the gun.

I don't really like using guns too much, you know, even for sport.

I was almost one of The Magnificent Seven. I love horses and guns.

If you're too dangerous to fly, you're too dangerous to buy a gun.

When kids my age were picking up toy cars, I used to buy toy guns.

I use all of my bullets and my guns like I'm supposed to use them.

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