Parents know how to push your buttons because, hey, they sewed them on

Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I was trying it out. No? No.

I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl.

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

I'm so hungry," Amy said sleepily. "Hey, you stole my line," Dan said.

Hey, Vickie, why don't you come down here and reprimand me to my face!

I've been all over this big old world, hey looking for a ring-dang-do.

Hey, Finnick, come on in! We figured out how to make you pretty again!

Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.

Hey, any time you're throwing bodies over board it is to save yourself.

I always say, 'Hey, I'm in Metallica, but I wasn't on the Black Album.'

Hey, I'm just a singer in a fabulous dress, with great hair and a beard!

Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.

Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?

My voice right now, hey, listen. I don't know how long it's going to last.

Hey, get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley!

I'm single... if girls like me, hey, that's great. I think that's awesome.

Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?

I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer.

Yeah. Sure. My brother's dead. My mother's insame. Hey, let's have a crepe.

I bought a gun because POW POW sounds a lot better than Hey, put that back!

'SpongeBob,' 'Hey Arnold!,' 'Rocket Power.' I watched all those shows, man.

When you're tired, you say, 'Hey, I need to rest from tennis or something.'

Very few people have the guts to come up to you and say, 'Hey, are you gay?'

Hey, you can't play football forever unless you're Brett Favre or Ray Lewis.

Hey, is that you Elvis? I wanna speak to the Colonel. Jump to it, you mother.

I can't just go out in a T-Shirt and say, 'Hey, today I'm not wearing a bra.'

Hey, I'm just another guy coming out of JC. That's the way I think of myself.

If a cat spoke, it would say things like, 'Hey, I don't see the problem here.'

Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.

Hey Ridley, that Machometer is acting screwy. It just went off the scale on me.

Hey, I'm just trying to become the Michael Caine/Gene Hackman of my generation.

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

Hey, no offense, but do you mind if you put both your palms where I can see ’em?

Books seem a little old-fashioned, but hey, I can do old-fashioned if it's good.

Religion is there to say, 'Hey, you don't have to worry - there's an afterlife.'

Hey, if someone is crushing on me, and it brings them out to the show, so be it!

Psychologists and psychiatrists send me cards and say, 'Hey, I love your books.'

Hey, I don't drink or go wild anymore, but I can still be the life of the party.

Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame.

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.

Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you.

I spent so many years with people saying, 'Hey, you're like America's boyfriend!'

Hey Lord... Whatever I done... Don't strike me blind for another couple ah minutes.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

Hey, you want to hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you.

Getting attention is my business. My whole life's predicated on, 'Hey, look at me!'

Every time I see a bluebird, I say, well, hey, all this hard work is all worth while.

I've heard, 'May the Force be with you' about as many times as, 'Hey, how you doing?'

Hey, it's a miracle to have a career in Hollywood. But it doesn't begin to sum me up.

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