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This collection holds 494 humour quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Simon Wiesenthal, Michelle Visage and Magnus Carlsen.

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Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are ... - Simon Wiesenthal

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.

My humour is spot on.

I played like a child!

Only six need be attempted.

With humour, there is life.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I love inappropriate humour.

Madness has no sense of humour

I love using drama and humour.

Cynicism is the humour of hatred

He laughs best whose laugh lasts.

Never forget your sense of humour.

Humour is completed by an audience.

People don't get my sense of humour.

Humour has always been my cup of tea.

A sense of humour is never a handicap.

There just isn't enough televised Chess

I refuse not to have a sense of humour.

Vulgarity shouldn't pass off as humour.

Humour allows people to exhale a little.

I always had an oddball sense of humour.

Now I have the pawn and the compensation.

I wish actors got more credit for humour.

I haven't that much of a sense of humour.

I love humour, and I can laugh at myself.

The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight.

Humour or comedy should not offend anyone.

A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.

Who wants to watch a series without humour?

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

There is nothing worse than annotated humour.

I like to always have humour in whatever I do.

We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

For me, I think humour is something important.

I think I've got more humour than comes across.

According as the man is, so must you humour him.

My opponent is Short and the match will be short.

A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.

Brits have a peculiar sense of humour. I love it.

The Dutch do have a slightly odd sense of humour.

Football is losing its heart and sense of humour.

Contrary to my image, I do have a sense of humour.

Making art is like humour - very moment dependent.

I think cynicism often disguises itself as humour.

Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you.

No man can be an agnostic who has a sense of humour.

He (The Agent) just takes ten per cent of your life.

A British villain never loses their sense of humour.

The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.

Australians are geniuses with a good sense of humour.

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