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Most of what gets made now, you laugh your way through, go home and forget you've seen it.
Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
We all laugh and cough with the same language and will die with the same language as well!
Laugh more. Don't forget to enjoy the blessings that God bestows on this beautiful planet.
One could laugh at the world better if it didn't mix tender kindliness with its brutality.
Young love is wild and outrageous, laughing at moderation and blinding us to common sense.
The audience likes their emotions to be touched. They want to laugh and cry and feel good.
A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you'll never smile again.
I will build my empire next to the sea, so I can laugh from my throne as my enemies drown.
I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.
I don't want you leaving laughing, I want to leave you shaking. That to me is true horror.
When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening.
The one [The Beverly Hillbillies] flaw in this is that you can't hear the people laughing.
Poetry is a mock of a cry at finding a million dollars and a mock of a laugh at losing it.
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads.
No shoots, says Friday, no yet, me shoot now, me no kill; me stay, give you one more laugh.
What you end up with is outrageousness without the laugh - comedy as electro shock therapy.
One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?
I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.
Tell people the truth, they laugh. The truth is so tragic they have to pretend it's a joke.
I love myself when I am laughing. . . and then again when I am looking mean and impressive.
A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have.
If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes.
In life you have two choices. You can laugh or you can cry. You have to laugh, you have to.
There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.
Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.
I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.
In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh.
My favorite playwright is probably Samuel Beckett, and he was always laughing at the abyss.
Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't.
I have been accused of making people laugh, maybe when it's not appropriate, during scenes.
The world will never be converted to God unitl Christians cry less and laugh and sing more.
He had an idea that even when beaten he could steal a little victory by laughing at defeat.
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.
And God 'sits in the heavens and laughs' at the proud who pretend to be more than they are.
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun.
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not laugh is a fool.
Go now and wash yourself first, for the sun will laugh at you if he sees how dirty you are.
The dark thought, the shame, the malice, meet them at the door laughing, and invite them in.
A hundred thousand welcomes: I could weep, And I could laugh; I am light and heavy: Welcome.
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.
It’s really hard to hate someone for being different when you’re too busy laughing together.
Life is tough; and if you have the ability to laugh at it, you have the ability to enjoy it.
Work hard. Laugh when you feel like crying. Keep an open mind, open eyes and an open spirit.
But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.
A good song can make you smile, or it can make you dance or laugh or remind you of a moment.
Breaking is when someone starts to laugh in the middle of a scene, which is so fun to watch.
Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?