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One thing House needs Wilson for is vanity. He needs someone to laugh at his jokes.
The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry
Live a little. Laugh a little. Love a little. Happiness will find you in a big way.
In a cruel land, you either learned to laugh at cruelty or spent your life weeping.
Why are you such an asshat?" "An asshat?" Jace looked as if he were about to laugh.
Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.
Serious work gets done ... in congenial surroundings, which tend to make you laugh.
Laugh. Laughter is immeasurable. Be joyful though you have considered all the facts.
It's great to work with the people who make you laugh and who are funnier than I am.
And that's the way I have always lived, for the laughs – today. N-O-W. No Other Way.
It is better to laugh at man from outside the universe, than to weep for him within.
It is the heart that is not sure of its God that is afraid to laugh in His presence.
Laugh, I Nearly Died," Andrew answers. "You've probably never heard that one before.
I laugh, for hope hath a happy place with me; If my boat sinks, 'tis to another sea.
Perchance that I might learn what pity is, That I might laugh at erring men no more.
Laugh as loud as you please at your companion's wit; do not even smile at his folly.
I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
If singing were a feeling it would be this, this light, this lifting, like laughing.
If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
People were laughing at me anyway, so I thought I might as well start charging them.
I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
Only a Perfect One who is always laughing at the word two can make you know of Love.
Half the world cries Half the world laughs Half the world tries To be the other half
There's a reason people love watching blooper reels of actors falling about laughing.
It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.
Thanks to my son, I've learned to laugh at myself. Laughter has been my saving grace.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
Even though my work is whimsical. I have a very serious job. I cry more than I laugh.
Laugh...It's the sweetest thing one can do for oneself and one's fellow human beings.
Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get.
Posterity will one day laugh at the foolishness of modern materialistic philosophers.
Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
Everyone on the bus can laugh at me, and I'll be like, 'Screw you guys: I look good!'
If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence.
When you see me laughing on the court, it means I'm having fun and enjoying the game.
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
I love someone who can make me laugh. And someone who's secure - I think that's sexy.
Not only should we laugh about Hitler. We must laugh about him. Especially in Berlin.
Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.
I'm good at not laughing. It's not that I don't want to. I'm too old and experienced.
Show me a person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag.
You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor.
I really love comedy. I love making people laugh. But other things also appeal to me.
Faith laughs at the shaking of the spear; unbelief trembles at the shaking of a leaf.
I love to laugh.It's the only way to live. Enjoy each day-it's not coming back again!
I can't laugh, be happy, present myself at any prize and also win on the centre court.