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Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
I believed in Santa Claus until I was 12!
Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus.
The Santa Claus principle liquidates itself.
All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes.
For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.
I don't really miss God but I sure miss Santa Claus!
Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus.
I have more faith in Santa Claus now than I do an exec.
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
You can't trick The Universe - it's like Santa Claus that way.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.
I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
Anybody that doesn't like Netflix, that's like saying you hate Santa Claus.
I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus.
Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus.
George Martin looks like Santa Claus, but he's got a wonderfully disturbed mind.
I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out.
I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.
Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.
I thought you were all-seeing.” All-knowing, not all-seeing!” he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus!
We were wised up early to not celebrating our birthdays and that there was no Santa Claus and no magic.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man.
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
I've always said that I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I could make a great movie about him if I set my mind to it.
Most Americans have probably heard the song 'Santa Claus Is Coming to Town' about a billion times in the supermarket alone.
Christmas brings us great music: Everything from Handel's 'Messiah' to 'White Christmas,' to 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.'
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
If you go to a restaurant with Tom Cruise, it's like walking in with Santa Claus. Everybody is in a better mood because he's there.
I never heard the Gospel until I was 18 years old. Jesus Christ... the name was synonymous to me as the Tooth Fairy or Santa Claus.
When I was a kid, I believed in Santa Claus. But it was very tough because in the Dominican... there are not a lot of rich people there.
With big folks, either people think you look mean or it's more of a jolly Santa Claus, 'Oh, he's just a pudgy little teddy bear pillow.'
I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danced. I had a ten-gallon hat. It was quite absurd.
I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementary's school play, because I had most panache, that was probably why. I was 5.
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.
I grew up believing in Santa Claus, and we still treat our house at Christmas with a huge reverence for that belief - even though our children are 19 through 23.
I actually share her view and understand her frustration when any government attempts to ban secular symbols like Santa Claus or Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer or Christmas lights.
My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology aliens and danced around. We had a shootout onstage with Santa Claus.
I think we have to believe in things we don't see. That's really important for all of us, whether it's your religion or Santa Claus, or whatever. That's pretty much what it's about.
I remember being banned from other houses as a younger child during the winter holiday season; I was the only one who didn't believe in Santa Claus, and I was ruining everyone's Christmas.
Ronald has had bicycle safety and safety in the home. Yes, Ronald is McDonald's, second most recognised figure after Santa Claus, and there's an element of obviously benefiting your business.
History is like Santa Claus: a language construction. We have some registers about the existence of Santa and history - the presents under the tree, the archives - but none have really seen them.
What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like greater steps toward faith and imagination, each with a payoff. Like cognitive training exercises.
If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In particular, the more out-of-this-world things like Santa Claus and flying reindeer.