My sunglasses are like my guitar.

You can never go wrong with kindness.

Isn't elegance forgetting what one is wearing?

I love sunglasses, I have all shapes and colors.

I'm so shy now I wear sunglasses everywhere I go.

Sunglasses are a migraine sufferer's best friend.

I never go out during the day without sunglasses.

I'm a sunglasses aficionado if I do say so myself.

I'm not huge on accessories, though I love sunglasses.

If a man takes off his sunglasses I can hear him better.

Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.

Wearing sunglasses at night hurts your eyes after a while.

Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.

I wear sunglasses almost all the time except when I'm on stage.

I've been obsessed with sunglasses since the beginning of time.

To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.

You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.

I don't want to be criticised for wearing sunglasses in the sun.

If I wear a hat and sunglasses, not as many people recognize me.

I walk around with a hat, sunglasses, and sunscreen all the time.

I'm wearing a garbage bag. I was put on my own worst-dressed list.

I have sunglasses; that is very important when you're out traveling.

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

Sometimes you just have to bite your upper lip and put sunglasses on.

[In London] there was definitely less need to wear my big sunglasses.

A man can never have too many pairs of sunglasses or too many guitars.

I work through Kaenon with my sunglasses because they're prescription.

You don't need sunglasses inside a building in the middle of the night.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

I like sunglasses, the bigger the better, but I lose about a pair a week.

Being stuck in airports, you always end up buying perfume and sunglasses.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

Oakley's sunglasses are hot and I feel a little extra cool when I wear them.

Sunglasses are like eye shadow: They make everything look younger and pretty

Life is more than sunglasses and hit movies. Reality - that's the main event.

Isn't it a shame military doctors couldn't be as good as military sunglasses?

Sunglasses were my accessory of choice, and I always had an abundance of pairs.

I'm an average guy, skinny, not so tall, I put my sunglasses on, and I blend in.

Drink a lot of water, wear big sunglasses, and don't wear make-up on the flight.

I don't spend a bunch of money on jewelry or sunglasses, because I lose them a lot.

Part of my trademark is my blue sunglasses and cross earrings, which I always have.

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

I hate wearin' sunglasses, to be honest with you. You don't need sunglasses in Ireland.

No matter where I'm going, I always have sunglasses, a book, and some gum in my carry-on.

To remove all credibility from what you're saying try wearing sunglasses on your forehead.

After 'The Matrix,' I cannot wear sunglasses. As soon as I put them on, people recognize me.

I wear sunglasses because of the glare of spotlights. I wear gloves because it is very cold.

As much as I possibly can be, I'm round Tesco's with my backpack, no make-up and sunglasses.

People do recognize me. I walk around with sunglasses, and I think I'm hidden, but they see me.

I make M-rated games for adults, you know, with guys wearing sunglasses at night and trench coats.

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