Quotes by Alexei Sayle - Page 2

But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.
Alexei Sayle / Comedian
Belief
Communist
Communist Party
Down The Road
Elimination
Fanaticism
Mass
Nuance
Party
Central
Cults
Slowly
Led
Road
System
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Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it?
Alexei Sayle / Comedian
Sod
Walking
Me People Street
Advisor
Me Street People
Recently
Same Thing
Telling
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A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.
Alexei Sayle / Comedian
Gags
Performing
Sleep
Apart
Comics
Relationships
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However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.
Alexei Sayle / Comedian
Complicated
Facts
Memories
Recollection
Vivid
Fact
Further
However
Loads
Memory
Problems
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If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'
Alexei Sayle / Comedian
Travel
America
Curtains
Deranged
Different
Instance
President
States
Elevator
Git
Lift
Seriously
They Say
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I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go around pretending to be experts in Arabic politics. It doesn't work in the summer though. I don't have the right clothes.
Alexei Sayle / Comedian
Experts
Italian
Lebanese
Nice
Pretending
Sophisticated
Summer
Winter
Politics Work Me
Arabic
My Friend
Professor
Robert
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