Quotes by Colin Mochrie - Page 2

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Lucky
Making A Living
Sat
Skills
Years
Skill
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You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Happy
Band
Funk
High School
School
Typos
Unfortunate
Caused
Belonged
High
Expelled
School Know High School
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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Famous
Arrested
Dolphins
Immoral
Today
Tonight
Two
Years
Tv
Across
Allegedly
Seen
Ring
Year
Charges
Dolphin
Line
Story
Transporting
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As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Kids
Laughing
Towers
Two
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As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Make Me Laugh
Towers
Always Me Day
Watched
Dick Van Dyke
Dyke
Minute
Therefore
Van
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Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Mean
Names
People
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Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Red
Reindeer
Spain
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Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Long
Mad
Performing
Real
Real Life
Life Me Long
Bank
Life Long Me
Fantasies
Fulfill
Lineup
Onstage
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He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Eye
Mean
Mother
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I was a bookworm. Every week I'd go to the library and get seven books. Remember libraries? I wonder if people still go. And I learned about everything from the library. I came from a Scottish family. Old school.
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Old School
Book
People
School
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I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Absolutely Nothing
Challenges
Thinking
Two
Entertain
Paying
Thankfully
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But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Artist
Stuff
Thinking
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My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Country
Mother
Moving
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The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people can't learn by being hit over the head with facts. I think, as comedians, we're trying to change the world. It's slow, but sure.
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Community
People
Thinking
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I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Forever
Leader
Thinking
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When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Trust
Everything Happens For A Reason
Guarantees
Guarantees In Life
Improvising
Stage
Work Out
Life Work World
Totally
Life Trust Work
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There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Beautiful
Hollywood
Industry
Interesting
People
Reliance
Sexy
Substance
Understood
Big Budget
Blockbusters
Budget
Hire
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Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Colin Mochrie / Actor
Flower
Order
Police
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