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God created men to test the souls of women.
He's an honest politician--he stays bought.
Nobody ever wins a lawsuit but the lawyers.
Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Listening to nature's operating instructions.
Churches thrive on martyrdom and persecution.
History is never surprising after it happens.
Everybody can digest milk when they're little.
I never learned from a man who agreed with me.
Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.
Ayn Rand is a bloody socialist compared to me.
Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes.
Stupidity is the only natural capital offense.
Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse.
Democracy can survive anything except Democrats
Never force an idea; you'll abort it if you do.
Always cut the cards...and smile when you lose.
I counted to ten slowly, using binary notation.
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
No woman ever ages beyond eighteen in her heart.
In handling a stinging insect, move very slowly.
I'm always suspicious of disinterested interest.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Love is what still goes on when you're not horny.
Goodness without wisdom always accomplishes evil.
Cooperation in the most natural thing in the world
Biological knowledge is doubling every five years.
We cannot pluck a flower witout disturbing a star.
I no longer cared about survival...I merely loved.
Love your country, but never trust its government.
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it!
Man can be chained, but he cannot be domesticated.
Since when was an emotional argument won by logic?
Circumstances can force your hand. So think ahead!
Stinky says women should be obscene but not heard.
Was there ever a time when the majority was right?
Never try to have the last word. You might get it.
A human being has no natural rights of any nature.
The greatest productive force is human selfishness.
They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.
My vocal cords lived their own life, wild and free.
A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate.
Every man contains within himself a ghost continent.
Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left.
Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
Damnit! Nationalism should stop at the stratosphere!
A zest for living must include a willingness to die.
Small change can often be found under seat cushions.