Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
I've found that when the market's going down and you buy funds wisely, at some point in the future you will be happy.
Seduction is often difficult to distinguish from rape. In seduction, the rapist often bothers to buy a bottle of wine.
Boredom is a fearsome prospect. There's a limit to the number of cars and microwaves you can buy. What do you do then?
People ask me if they can send me material, and some people give or send it to me unsolicited, but I rarely buy jokes.
I can buy anything I want now. It hasn't changed me personally. It just changed what I can do for myself and my family.
I keep on 5 to 10 pounds above my jeans weight, as the ultimate no-filler-needed refresher, and buy a size up on jeans.
I guess guys are intimidated. I've never had a guy come up to me and be like, 'Hi, you alright? Can I buy you a drink?'
The next time you see an outside day with a down close lower than the previous day, don't get scared, get ready to buy!
Clubs have always wanted to buy me during the summer but I have always stayed loyal because I wanted to stay at Arsenal.
If you're running a business for the long term, the last thing you should be doing is borrowing money to buy back stock.
I don't buy into the idea that an Irish writer should write about Ireland, or a gay writer should write about being gay.
People feel powerless and useless in the world. But they can buy something. It can give them a sense of value, of power.
Before I had a steady job, I was broke, and I didn't have any money to buy anything, so I would illegally download stuff.
When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.
I had a very progressive drama teacher who would buy all the plays that were in New York and bring them to suburban Texas.
I like Shane and Falguni Peacock. I keep telling girls that if I marry them, I'll buy them wedding trousseau from Peacock.
I don't particularly care how many records we sell any more because we've kind of bought all the equipment we want to buy.
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?
Some artists are working to buy the mansion or whatever the element of fame must bear, but I spend all my money on my show.
Frankly, despite my horror of the press, I'd love to rise from the grave every ten years or so and go buy a few newspapers.
On the very same day that I ordered an iPad 2, I went shopping to buy myself a letter opener. I like to cover all my bases.
I'm for conservation, but it's mostly a con. That's the trouble. It's sentimental. Buy an elephant a drink, a lion an acre.
Better-paid workers buy more goods and services, increasing aggregate demand and baking a bigger economic pie for everyone.
I try to buy shares of unpopular companies when they look like road kill and sell them when they've been polished up a bit.
Inconvenience yourself: ditch the remote, the garage door opener, the leaf-blower; buy a bike, broom, rake, and snow shovel.
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing.
You should never ever buy a car in a panic - otherwise you'll buy the first car you see without knowing what you're getting.
I don't really buy designer stuff. I have a few nice things, but I don't really have the occasion to wear couture too often.
If I see an orchid that's fantastically expensive, I'll buy it. It's worth it, for no other reason than it gives me pleasure.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.
And I believe that the best buy in public health today must be a combination of regular physical exercise and a healthy diet.
I think the notion that we have all the democracy that money can buy strays so far from what our democracy is supposed to be.
I'm getting a bunch more face tattoos, because it doesn't look like I'm ever going to have to apply to a Walmart or Best Buy.
In January 2013, one could buy a Bitcoin for about $13. By late November, one Bitcoin would have set a buyer back over $1100.
Free love? as if love is anything but free. Man has bought brains, but all the millions in the world have failed to buy love.
It's nonsense to say money doesn't buy happiness, but people exaggerate the extent to which more money can buy more happiness.
Most companies are out to make money. They aren't worried about anything except whether they can buy their new BMW next month.
If you want to buy a good movie, you'll buy a good movie. If you don't want to buy a good movie, you'll buy a 'Twilight' movie.
Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact that I'm so popular around the world.
When I was losing my hearing, we had to buy hearing aids and they were incredibly expensive. It was a huge financial situation.
If somebody tells you that you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you so, buy yourself a saddle.
Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light - you'll go broke.
It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.
We hear lots of stories where grandparents go to a store and buy a smartphone so they can keep in touch with kids and grandkids.
I'm very smart with my paper! I stopped buying things for myself a long time ago - now I just buy things for my kids or my wife.
Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.
Times change, things move. F1 used to have customer cars years ago. You could buy a car from March or from Ferrari and go racing.
Human nature says that you want a bargain, whether you want the goods or not. You think that something is a steal, you'll buy it.
Who would want one's children growing up buying things like bitcoin? I hope to God my family doesn't buy it. It's noxious poison.