I've lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.

It's a shame cars don't run on cognitive dissonance.

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.

Everything I needed was in my car, even the chickens

Driving a race car is like dancing with a chain saw.

I'm not just buying a car... I'm buying a lifestyle!

It's a bug that cars were invented before computers.

I don't have a lavish lifestyle with expensive cars.

I'd love to be part of the process of building cars.

The last time I actually drove a car myself was 1996.

Don't need cars cause we've learned to fly on Saturn.

Cars are the reason we, you know, people live or die.

I wish people would spend their money on hybrid cars.

Don't get your fuel from the same place your car does

Couldn't afford a car so he named his daughter Alexis

Death is like my car. It takes me where I want to go.

Cars are part of our genetic makeup. It's unavoidable.

Our car looks better than everything I've seen so far.

I love singin' in the car, it just makes me feel good.

A racing car is an animal with a thousand adjustments.

Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn't a car guy

Never lend your car keys to someone you gave birth to.

Me and my partners had been stealing cars for a while.

Normally in dangerous situations I have a getaway car.

Take your place in a wiser world of bigger motor cars.

When I was born, my momma pussy had the new car smell.

My country's main exports are stolen cars and sadness.

There was no other sound in the world like a car crash.

Men love women but, even more than that, men love cars.

Baptism separates the tire kickers from the car buyers.

I drive one car. I own one house. That's enough for me.

Long before I had money, my passion for cars was there.

Most people lead their lives like they drive their cars.

You won't catch me driving a race car that I have built.

Society is fast - fast food, fast cars, fast everything.

I'm sort of like a lame, single guy in a red sports car.

My hobbies and leisure activities include cars and golf.

My dream car would be a Maserati. That would be amazing.

There were times when I thought I would never own a car.

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.

There's enough Ferraris here to eat a plate of spaghetti.

I grew up listening to show tunes in the back of the car.

Never loan your car to anyone to whom you've given birth.

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

I thought cars were essential ingredients of life itself.

The worst of being sacked is you can never find your car.

I drive a hybrid. It's a Ford Escape. That's my only car.

I've spent more on my Dodger tickets that I did on my car.

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

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