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It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol.
Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind.
Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.
Stay keeping my cup full so I'm extra charged like a state tax.
If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer.
I'm drinking away the exam results that don't take me anywhere.
Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination
Early rising is no pleasure; early drinking's just the measure.
[My] worst habit: Drinking too much Budweiser when I get angry.
Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.
Writing history is like drinking an ocean and pissing a cupful.
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
For me going out to party never meant drinking or taking drugs.
I don't listen to my own stuff unless I've been drinking a lot.
And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
All the damnable degrees Of drinking have you staggered through.
I'm drinking doubles now that you're running around single again.
Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.
Am I drinking today? Well, put it this way, I'm not not drinking.
I don't think you should have firearms where people are drinking.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
I ran on fixing the roads... I ran on cleaning up drinking water.
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
Oh, 'tis jesting, dancing, drinking Spins the heavy world around.
stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.
Thinking is more stinking than drinking, but to feel is for real.
Perhaps there is no life after death....there's just Los Angeles.
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
Drinking makes a person lose his inhibitions and give exhibitions
Greatness of any kind has no greater foe than a habit of drinking.
The only way to really have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking.
The moment of cocoa-drinking was always the moment of confidences.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
Appetite comes with eating.....but thirst goes away with drinking.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.
That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question.
I quit drinking in 2002, mere months before my college graduation.
The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Soft drinks: The gooey, bubbly sea drowning our American children.