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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer.
Faded way too long, I'm floatin in and out of consciousness
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.
We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.
The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Don't mess with me, lady. I've been drinking with skeletons.
Of all the wild beasts of land or sea, the wildest is woman.
I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments.
There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.
If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.
Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
My idea of working out is drinking whiskey - instead of beer.
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
If people are not smoking, they'll probably be drinking more.
As you get older, you shouldn't waste time drinking bad wine.
Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
My kids probably started drinking coffee in their late teens.
The Golden Globes are always fun because everyone's drinking.
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
People don't stop eating, and they don't stop drinking coffee.
I knew at quite a young age that I had an issue with drinking.
They make much of our drinking, but never think of our thirst.
Like most women, I remember my first drink in tender minutiae.
The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
If you are allergic to alcohol... can you take shots for that?
I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
When he buys his ties he has to ask if gin will make them run.
I produce schnapps on my farm but I'm not fond of drinking it.
Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.
Why don't I drink from a straw? Because straws are for suckers.
Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.
Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka.
I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.