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I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
A new friend is new wine, when it grows old, you will enjoy drinking it.
Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
I think I need a drink.' 'Almost everybody does only they don't know it.
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.
I'm drinking champagne, got the head phones up high, can't numb you out.
The way we guarantee safe drinking water is broken and needs to be fixed.
I was, like, just eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos and drinking, and that's it.
The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.
Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.
Eating, drinking, and depression disorders are really thinking disorders.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.
I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.
Tapas is one of the world's most civilised drinking and eating traditions.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
I'm never out of shape, never out to hurt my body by drinking or partying.
All earth's full rivers can not fillThe sea that drinking thirsteth still.
We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead.
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
I've found for playing that it's generally not a good thing to be drinking.
We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them.
I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing.
Once I started drinking more water, my skin, hair and nails all flourished.
Life with Fools consists in Drinking; with the wise Man, living's Thinking.
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.
Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.
I regret starting drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes and joining Facebook.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.
Had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now.
I was drinking so much coffee and Red Bull just to keep going it screwed me.
By polluting clear water with slime you will never find good drinking water.
Remember gentleman, it's not just France we're fighting for, it's Champagne!
I went drinking with Gray Powell and all I got was a lousy iPhone prototype.
Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing!
Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer.
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.