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Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue.
I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there.
I lost my one true love. I started drinking.
I've been drinking and using since I was 13.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.
I quit drinking, smoking, doing anything bad.
I don't trust people who don't use profanity.
If die I must, let me die drinking in an Inn.
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
I started drinking BodyArmor as a daily deal.
Masturbation! The amazing availability of it!
If you don't start drinking, I'm gonna leave.
I ruined my health drinking to other people's.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.
When the liquor's out, why clink the cannikin?
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Which are you drinking? The water or the wave?
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.
Don't drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life.
Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.
Drinking a cup of green tea, I stopped the war.
When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
We were just drinking some joint juice earlier.
The only really indecent people are the chaste.
Drinking spirits cannot cause spiritual damage.
So lets knock a couple back and make some noise
We have the safest drinking water in the world.
Love is what you've been through with somebody.
Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
Under a bad cloak there is often a good drinker
Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.
Bartending took the romanticism out of drinking.
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.
Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
I consider myself an authority on drinking beer.
Drink promises you everything, but gives nothing.
I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
In this ocean of hours I'm all the time drinking.
What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish?