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Drinking is a remarkable, automatic release and a way of relaxing.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.
I've quit drugs and drinking and been into healthy stuff like yoga.
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
Is beer good for runners? Sure...if it's the other guy drinking it.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
Melancholy, indeed, should be diverted by every means but drinking.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
You can be drinking the wine today, but picking the grapes tomorrow.
anybody who drinks seriously is poor: so poor, poor, extra poor, me.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
Drinking beer in a children's playground is an old Soviet tradition.
I like to drink wine more than I used to. Anyway, I'm drinking more.
There's some are fou o' love divine; There's some are fou o' brandy.
Well I'm an eight ball shooting, double-fisted drinking son of a gun
What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen.
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball.
Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity.
People spend too much time tasting wine; not enough time drinking it.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
Boy meets girl; girl gets boy into pickle; boy gets pickle into girl.
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
God made everything out of nothing. But the nothingness shows through.
But I think that the most important thing was to really stop drinking.
I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.
They asked me why I don't quit drinking, I told 'em I'm not a quitter.
I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
Does anybody think these people were just sitting around drinking tea?
Drinking in a honky tonk, just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.
The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.
When the hour is nigh me, Let me in a tavern die, With a tankard by me.
The drinking man is never less himself than during his sober intervals.
Okay, I've admitted to drinking too much. Okay, so I'm dealing with it.
I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.
Some people are like popular songs that you only sing for a short time.
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.
Only the unimaginative can fail to find a reason for drinking Champagne
It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy.